h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I bear witness to the Lord of the Rings film. My God, it's good. I mean really good. Matt (bro) tells me that it follows the book very well, just doesn't go into as much detail. So go see! I mean now!

To stop feeling Christmassy, I can offer no advice. This is something you will have to come to terms with yourself, but you will eventually. Every day you wake up and feel a little less Christmassy, then finally you wake up and you don't feel Chrismassy at all. I found my own way, and have now reached the peak of spiritual enlightenment; content that I'll have to wait another 12 months before those sleigh bells start ringing again. And when they do, I'll be ready for them. I invite you all to join me here, above the clouds where the air is fresh and your mind is clear. Just keep telling yourslef, you can. You can and you will. Christmas is gone, but you are stronger, and you will live on in spite of the world.

That's it. I'm done.

Thom

You know what? I think I'm cured!

Let's hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, ring-ting-a-ling-a-ling too.... doo doo do do do dooooo... NEXT YEAR!

Right ho.

Good good.
*cheers as revision is soon to be finished until May*
*feels depressed thinking of the exams...*

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Oh, God, exams... I'd better start revising!

Good luck!!

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Yup, how did ur Chemistry go then chuck?
Also, good luck in the other one that I've forgotten wot it is, in a week!

Good luck also m, sure you'll do (or have done) great!

My chemistry seemed to go OK.
And thanks for the luck, I'll need it!

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Bet you'll have done fab. No more exams till June for me! Ahahahahahahah...ahem. sorry.

Hopefully, I have...
No, I haven't any more til June either!

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Then we all get long holidays....


ahhhhhh. the luxury.

ps. why is no one else talking to us?

I don't... Physics coursew*rk... *sigh*

Erm. Maybe they're all scared? Or bored? Or we smell?

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Aw...poor you.

I don't think we smell (*takes a wiff to make sure*) Nope, it ain't that. Anyway, I've just had a shower.
They're probably scared. That'll be it!

Tell me about it!
Actually don't, I don't want to know...

We're that scary, huh?
*looks round, sees a shadow cautiously approaching and yells "Boo!" at it*
*the shadow runs away...*
Hee hee!!

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O don't see what can be scary, seeing as how you have fear, and therefore there can be no threat of danger, just the danger itself. But lets not get into that again!

Oh yes, I'd forgotten I had fear... oops...

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I don't suppose it really matters, seeing as how we're not going to get into all that again. It all got far too silly!

Silly is good!

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This is far too true to just pass by.

As Rob says "silly is the new sensible!"

What? And why is it that people keep saying "Something is the new something else"? I mean, obviously, silly isn't sensible. And when 'they' kept saying "Red is the new black" or whatever, red isn't black, it's a load of rubbish and I think those sentences should be banned...



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Okay, agreed. But I didn't say it! Rob did. And the fact that you don't know who Rob is probably doesn't help!