h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pah! Too much junkfood indeed....

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See! I agree with our M on this one, you can never (I said NEVER!!!) have too much junk food! You hear me Thom??? NEVER! So be told!

And how do you figure I'm better looking?(though thanks, ) I just ave a bit mose hair then you, tis all!

Exactly! You can NEVER have enough junk food!!

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Yeay! Food which is of the junk!

However, food which is junk is just no good at all, and must be stopped at all costs!

Yes! I agree entirely!!
Stop that food which is junk!!

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Because it smells!

of poo no less!

Hello all.

So: You all like junk food, but not food that is junk? Well, you should therefore like food that is junk but is not junkfood, because of the double negative this creates. See?

No. I don't see at all.

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Stop being a cocky get Thom. It's not big, and it's not clever!

Erm. Yes.

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He shall not outsmart me, just because I am the idiot the village tried to reclaim!

What happened to you on Friday night Thom? could you not come??

*large grin* He won't outsmart me either... I hope...

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Aha! We shall beat him!

(and if we don't then we shall skulk ashamedly away, tails between our legs!)

Or just pretend that we won!

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Well I'm planning on writing my first guide entry now so look out for it; it'll be really boring and badly composed but if you don't like it THEN YOU CAN EAT NAPALM.

Although i wouldn't advise it.

But it sounds fun...

So much to read... so much to read... okay, I've caught up. So:

1) Challengers, eh? Bring it on, ladies.

2) Because I will not let this drop until every single person knows about the shameless act conducted on Friday night by Dobbo, Chris (Woodall), Alistair and Rob Hardy, I will tell you why neither myself, Joe and Robin were not there on Friday night; although I'm pretty sure I've told you the reason already, Liz. Nonetheless:

WE WERE ABANDONNED!

In a discusting feat of trickery, all decided that they would get rid of the three of us to increase their chances of getting served in the pubs. So they sent us off to Yates's, telling us they would meet us after getting something to eat. Then they turn off their mobiles and disappear into the night, drinking til eleven. The rest of us eventually gave up on them and were home before eight o'clock - Joe and Robin were going to go home earlier anyway, but not that early.

Frankly, I can't believe they did that.

3) Looking forward to your thingummy, Rob. Wassit about?

So, that's me done. Cna't be bothered tackling the other conversation right now.

Thom

Well, that's what you get when you're not around for a while! Backlog!


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Just so you know...

On Friday, ever since we couldn't get into the Shropshire, christopher woodall had been making comments to the effect of 'go away Robin i don't like you'. adam specifically did not seem to object to this and i got the impression that he felt the same way. When we split up with the intention of meeting back at Yates's i was not sure who to go with but adam seemed to be making one of his stupid grins and i knew straight away what the plan was.

Anyway, we continued where we went and after a LONG time they did not turn up. I for one being pessimistic and slightly paranoid (rightfully so) knew that they would never turn up and anyway me Joe and Thom left because we got a lift from Joe's dad.

The next day...adam rang me up and said that he 'thought that i believed that they had stood us up' and denied it saying that they just forgot the time. The next day he rang again saying that what he said the previous day was a lie and that he was very sorry and it would never happen again and that they did in fact deliberately abandon us. He even said that it was not his idea but it was woodall's and hardy's. So why did he not object? I certainly would.

I do not just take this as what it appears but am extremely angry because it proves that adam would rather be with the 'cool' people and get drunk than be with his so-called friends. The fact that i knew he would do it suggests that given the chance he would do it again and quite frankly i want to kill him. So please notice my hostile nature towards him. And i don't like woodall and hardy either. But you are free too if you really want.

Well, if you read that it's my account of what happened.
Joe doesn't seem to care for some reason but then he's more tolerant.

Well i was thinking of writing one on model tanks but i've noticed that the scoring system is extremely harsh - it could take a fair bit of planning.