h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Lady of Shalott]

*Nervously*

What is it?

(Sir Knight of RM/GHC-or something!)

"But, My Lady; can you not see what it is?"

Knight puts hand into open jewl encrusted jewelery box, and pulls out...

A gold necklace (matches colour of your hair exquesitly)
Diamond, ruby and saphire ring (Just the right size)
Beautifully ornate jewl encrusted egg (with hinge!!!)
Bracelet of gold with diamond, ruby and saphire and some other really valuable stones intricately inlaid into its outersurface;
diamonds (assorted)
Bottle of vidal sasson shampoo!!!
A beautiful broach of finest silver with gold-inlayed trim and many, many small saphires, diamonds, rubys and garnet?
A hair brush, made of the timbres of the tree of Ergott making the teeth, layed in a handle of pure silver and gold, with conceiled knife of finest steel embed in handle, whith is topped with a large, diamond.

"There is, I believe more of the same if we continue in our quest and slay the might of the Dragon of the mountain; Zarkon the great!!!"

"These are just some of the treasures the dragon has hoarded in his slumber deep in the depths of the mountain, in the hall of the fallen Elf empire"

"will you journey with me, put on your mighty armour, take up the sword of cytosine and help slay the dragon and reclaim the lost empire and its wealths?"

"its alright if you want time to think it over.."

(Sir Knight of RM/GHC-or something!)

"But, My Lady; can you not see what it is?"

Knight puts hand into open jewl encrusted jewelery box, and pulls out...

A gold necklace (matches colour of your hair exquesitly)
Diamond, ruby and saphire ring (Just the right size)
Beautifully ornate jewl encrusted egg (with hinge!!!)
Bracelet of gold with diamond, ruby and saphire and some other really valuable stones intricately inlaid into its outersurface;
diamonds (assorted)
Bottle of vidal sasson shampoo!!!
A beautiful broach of finest silver with gold-inlayed trim and many, many small saphires, diamonds, rubys and garnet?
A hair brush, made of the timbres of the tree of Ergott making the teeth, layed in a handle of pure silver and gold, with conceiled knife of finest steel embed in handle, whith is topped with a large, diamond.

"There is, I believe more of the same if we continue in our quest and slay the might of the Dragon of the mountain; Zarkon the great!!!"

"These are just some of the treasures the dragon has hoarded in his slumber deep in the depths of the mountain, in the hall of the fallen Elf empire"

"will you journey with me, put on your mighty armour, take up the sword of cytosine and help slay the dragon and reclaim the lost empire and its wealths?"

"its alright if you want time to think it over.."

(Sir Knight of RM/GHC-or something!)

"But, My Lady; can you not see what it is?"

Knight puts hand into open jewl encrusted jewelery box, and pulls out...

A gold necklace (matches colour of your hair exquesitly)
Diamond, ruby and saphire ring (Just the right size)
Beautifully ornate jewl encrusted egg (with hinge!!!)
Bracelet of gold with diamond, ruby and saphire and some other really valuable stones intricately inlaid into its outersurface;
diamonds (assorted)
Bottle of vidal sasson shampoo!!!
A beautiful broach of finest silver with gold-inlayed trim and many, many small saphires, diamonds, rubys and garnet?
A hair brush, made of the timbres of the tree of Ergott making the teeth, layed in a handle of pure silver and gold, with conceiled knife of finest steel embed in handle, whith is topped with a large, diamond.

"There is, I believe more of the same if we continue in our quest and slay the might of the Dragon of the mountain; Zarkon the great!!!"

"These are just some of the treasures the dragon has hoarded in his slumber deep in the depths of the mountain, in the hall of the fallen Elf empire"

"will you journey with me, put on your mighty armour, take up the sword of cytosine and help slay the dragon and reclaim the lost empire and its wealths?"

"its alright if you want time to think it over.."

Opps!!!!
Don't know what happend there; got a proxy? should be poxy server error; everything went squiffy on my computer..

(know the feeling, I gave up in the end)

[Lady of Shalott]

*Breaks down and sobs - in an extremely lady-like fashion of course*

I'm so sorry, how can you ever forgive me for what I've done. Is it acceptable to blame it on PMT?

You are still devilishly handsome, and your muscles still ripple exsquisitely. Your hair will soon grow back, and besides, I can now see your rugged good looks better.

*Continues to sob, only more gently and even more lady-like (if that's possible)*

(Sir Knight of being put back into his place as a member of the weaker sex!)

removes breastplate;
puts on old breastplate;
Majic;
blue crackles, green smoke;
Hair grows back!!!!

"Yeah, probably PMT or something!!!"

kisses sobbing (very lady-like) lady to calm her down...

[Lady of Shalott]

A true gentleman and knight. I'm glad that excuse is still usuable somewhere.

(Knight sir of stuff)
mummbles something about emotionally high strung women and mood-swings!!!

[Lady of Shalott]

It's my prerogative, all ladies know they're expected to have mood swings and swoon at regular intervals. That reminds me (checks fob watch) it's about time for another.

*sighs and collapses in dead faint*

(Sir Knight of reviving fainting lady..)
"oh, no, not again,"
fans lady, kisses lady, attempts to revive her (again)

[Lady of Shalott]

Sorry about that, I'm fine now. Regular swooning is built into my contract, see? Anyway, I've got over the wanting to add depth to my character thing, another swoon isn't due for a while yet, so let's get on with some adventure with no further complications.

*(Bad, bad thing to say. Everyone knows that once a character says something like that then terrible things are in store)*

Did you say something about a dragon? Lead the way and I'll follow. Where is Percy?

(percy)
"I am here, I am ready"


(Sir Knight)
"ooooo!"
Momentarily taken over by the beauty of the Lady; swoon, swoon,
Knight passes out in dead-faint!!

[Lady of Shalott] Oh, a new knight. *thinks - mmm, I wonder if he washes-up as well* *Lady of Shallot lifts Knight over her shoulder, gets on the horse and rides forth in search of adventure and possibly a jar of smelling salts* http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=119274&post=1022283#p1022283

Oh, Oh dear, and you'd think they would be able to follow a simple pathway to the dragons kingdom, if only they had gone to ask Sandra by clicking on; http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=117792