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The Battlefield
Orcus Started conversation May 23, 2001
[Gallahad]
*Stabs a peasants through the heart. Swings sword and backslashes the head off another*
Wheeeeeee! 
This is fun.
The Battlefield
Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Duck]
I am, noble peasants, a means of survival, as you will see.
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Orcus Posted May 23, 2001
[Gallahad]
Oh no! Not the dastardls duck of deadly deeds 
*Sprints off to war room to talk tactics*
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Mojophile Posted May 23, 2001
*[Gawain] and [Benedict] (fresh from the scene in the glade) appear out of nowhere right in the heat of the battle. Both look around, startled. Gawain still has his cigarette.
[Gawain] Bugger!
*Gawain picks up his helmet and places it on his head. Voles tumble down his face.*
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taliesin Posted May 24, 2001
[Percival] *whistles to the voles*
So that's where you were hiding, you little 
s
*Bends down to pick up voles, as an arrow whistles by and bounces off Gawain's helm, and is caught in mid-bounce by Benedict*
Hi, fellows. Nice day for a battle, eh?
*he says mildly*
Sorry about the voles, Gawain
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 24, 2001
[Gravedigger]
*looks around for severed heads*
The Battlefield
taliesin Posted May 24, 2001
[Percival] *steps back, falling into empty grave, unknowingly avoiding lance thrust from enemy knight on galloping charger*
Ouch. What 
b****r dug this hole in the middle of a battlefield?
The Battlefield
Mimyal Posted May 25, 2001
[Squire]
Come quickly, young maiden, this is what you wanted to see!
[Very young maiden]
*scrieks* Iih!
This is the best day in my life! Tell me, who is that person who just lost his head over there Squire?
The Battlefield
Mimyal Posted Jun 19, 2001
[Very young maiden]
*Looks bored and starts kicking stones on the ground*
There is only blood and dead people here. Let's go someplace more fun.
The Battlefield
Sparrowhawk Posted Jul 19, 2001
~has transversed the distance and is now at the gates~
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- 1: Orcus (May 23, 2001)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 3: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 4: Orcus (May 23, 2001)
- 5: Mojophile (May 23, 2001)
- 6: taliesin (May 24, 2001)
- 7: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 24, 2001)
- 8: taliesin (May 24, 2001)
- 9: Mimyal (May 25, 2001)
- 10: Waveydave (Jun 6, 2001)
- 11: Mimyal (Jun 19, 2001)
- 12: Sparrowhawk (Jul 18, 2001)
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