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one ion runs into another ion and says, "Hey, can you help me? I think I lost an electron." And the second ion says, "Wow, are you sure?" and the first one says, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

There you go, its roughly the same!

I read a good one here recently, one by Spike Milligan or atributed to him.
But i need to dig it out, i dont want to soil it with my words-so until then i'll stay nuetralsee what i mean

yeah i know what you mean. Someone i know whenever he tries to tell a joke gets really distracted, so he ends up saying the first line of the joke about 8 times. It's more funny than the actual joke (which he has normally already told me!)

"I would like to do something with comuters"

Like this? http://www.johnnyjet.com/blog/2008/04/travel-video-of-day-japan-commuter.html



Good luck in your tests.

And I don't drive either. Never could be bothered. Perhaps I should.

TRiG.

And more: http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoafY-Zi.html

hey Pingu--have you listened to one of my jokes b4 or something/
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Posted 2 Weeks Ago by BigAl. Keeper of the Glowing pickle and monobrows. Patron Saint of Left Handers
That reminds me of a competition, run by the University of Herfordshire back in 2002 to find the World's funniest joke.

After some 2 million people ranked some 40,000 submitted jokes, the winning joke was one attributed to Spike Milligan:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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"soemthing with comuters"
Curse thsoe typo's, i really should press that preview button once in a while

That joke's great Lofty, we got told it in school a while ago. I love it!