h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It had to happen now not later
Because this party has a cater
People come from near and far
Just to drink at your great bar

(I know that s**ked)

Anyway I definately think that you deserve a fan club

Thank you phreako but really,
This thread will get posted to yearly:
I deserve not a fan club,
Or even a good back rub,
Im just not that popular clearly


Its a nice thought though phreako


*big and rather incredulous wave followed by warm to the ravenous multitude of fans, ho hum

Still, all round if you give me time to pour....

Drinks the

Now you have a fan base of 2

Well incredulous wave and {{{}} and slowly but perfectly (apart from shamrock in head which still looks like a maple leaf ) poured to you deackie, but honestly, would it not be easier to let this conversation drop off the end of our listings now rather than later?

vp fanclub. Hah.

See? I cant even properly .

I've got plenty of proper s to go round.

*holding glass at 45°, vp starts to pour *

If I had started my work when I should have done (about two months ago) I would not currently have any stress at all, apart from slowly packing for cloud nine which wouold be very pleasurable actually, so thankyou very much for the , but I dont deserve them.

....

*three quaters full, left to settle*


It is not even as if I am particularly down feeling - hard to be when cloud nine is so close - I am just finding it diffiucult to actually start writting this stupid thing - drew lots of the formula out at the weekend, but actually words are hard to come by, and its my own fault

....

....

* topped up, vp making strange waving motion with glass holding hand as pint nears the top*

*vp hands glass baring passable picture of maple leaf in head of to deackie*

So

*vp beginns pouring ritual again*

to you too. My s are unconditional so I don't care if you deserve them or not

*burp*

Poured by me. No shamrock on the top, just a

deackie

vognon "destroyer of dreams, shaker of faith in love" poet

I'm detecting bad vibes here man.

If I'm catching your drift correctly then I doubt my s and s will be of much real help other than to let you know I'm being supportive.

Sit down on this huge comfy beanbag I've just produced as if by and I'll get you a drink.

*goes over to bar, reaches towards pump, changes mind. Turns around towards the optics*

Here you are vp, get this down you.

s vp
You know, you better return to h2g2 after you return from your month on cloud nine
I certainly hope you don't just become another missing researcher
That would be awful
But I am sure that that won't happen
right vp???



I do hope that you get all of your work done

I dont think I am welcome on cloud nine anymore.
I have spent last three days (nights more accurate), tearing my world apart, and when I finally find out why I did it I am going to be very p****d off at my self - the soul searching is almost over, I have shattered many self delusions, all that remains is for me to work out if there is any of my soul left beneath the delusions I have uncovererd so far, or whether or not I have to sink further.

ONce I am sure I have found the end, that there are no more skeletons in my wee subconcious closet, and assuming I find anything at all I feel I can take for positive, and therefore able to trust to be responsible enough to have friends of some description, I will be right back.

Dont worry too much about me - I am not very worth it, and I will survive.

Big to everyone, with special thanks to deackie for feeling the vibes, and treading carefully, see youall soon,
love (for what thats worth) Malcolm Watson

s vogonpoet
You know we all love you

vp