h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well I started to rebuild self esteem a few days ago, and its getting there. Thats why the window is here. But your right, making the sin bin less comfortable isnt the solution, I should make the sin bin an unneccessary object for the moment, then turn it over and use it as large stool to sit and think upon with handy cupboard built in.

Then when I need it again it will be there for me. like my friends (), except I would only sit on you if we were playing some form of boisterous party game

You could sit on me if you really though it would help

, you want to be careful what you say you know, I (and the bbc )dont forget such things - one day I might take you up on the offer

I didn't realise the BBC made that kind of programme

I should really go to bed now and try to get some sleep. I've been waking frequently during the night and having dreams that leave me feeling odd in the morning, but I have no idea why. Maybe my subconscious is so deeply hidden that I don't even realise what I'm feeling let alone why. I though I was quite calm, relaxed and happy at the moment. Oh, well.

Goodnight sweet vp
Goodnight sweet mw

Deackie's right Vogonpoet
You really shouldn't punish yourself. Anyway, I'm glad you have begun to sort yourself out and everything. I hope you have a fun time with ana and everything goes as you plan for it to go and nothing bad happens though I'm sure it won't.

I also really like the addition of a window to the sin bin or x-inflatable trashcan 9 or whatever we want to call it. Since it is made of the very latest inflatable technology and was grown fresh in my garden, it must be very very comfortable to sit in there but it might be even more comfortable when you are able to come out of the sin bin and turn it over and use it as a chair

Goodnight Deackie

Yes goodnight Deackie , sweet dreams then.

yes sweat dreams Deackie

Oops
I mean sweet dreams Deackie
I don't think you really want to dream about sweat so I hope that you have very sweet dreams and not very discusting y sweaty dreams

Sweat dreams , ooer...

Sweaty dreams VP

Nobody has posted here for six whole days

Just because Vogonpoet is going to be away for a long time doesn't mean his fans shouldn't post here.

come on people, lets generate some nice backlog for Vogonpoet to read upon his return

*leaves a for Vogonpoet to pick up when he finally returns*

*Places large block of dry ice in sin bin as primitive air conditioning, and opens window to communicate with wonderful people outside*

Hah, at least this is one thread where I dont have to worry about any form of backlog troubles

Just spent last two weeks having blissfully holiday esque times in montenegro with Ana and some friends of hers - very hot, with massive bay which makes sea calm as millpond, swim swam swum all the time, not too burnt luckily, now I am at anas home (have now met her parents, nice scary moment ).

It looks like I might get forgiven, and that ana and I will survive my terrible mistakes. Amazing. Well, this connection is by no means permaent, so to all, and catch ya later sometime....

yay

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad everything is going well with Ana

leaves a for VP

*Bounces in, takes a jumps at the sin bin and knocks it out the window*
Won't be needing that rotten thing anymore

Noooooooooooooo...
*Bounces out of window, realises he has no idea whats outside, and thinks, "oh b****r".*

*seconds later lands on top of thankfully inflatable sin bin, bounces off it, and comes to a halt. there is nothing else outside, but then, outside of what? taking sin bin in hand, climbs through window again, and re-enters contradictory sub reality, and takes a rest*

*welds iron bar to floor*

*inverts sin bin, padlocks former top of bin to the floor, and sits down on it*

*begins to pour for self*

.......

*finishes pouring at last*

*some time later, takes first sip of *

*Pondering time lag between need and consumption, beginns pouring many s for any future guests who may come by*

*After each one settles, opens window again and places them "outside" condratictory sub reality, effectively placing them in stasis. After closing window again, careful observation through window proves satisfactorily that time is indeed bunk outside reality, and that pints of are indeed frozen in ready to drink, just settled state of perfection, should any visitors feel need for a swift .*


*After a few moments reflection, a small bowl of peanuts and a big jar containing celery is placed on the floor*

*settling back onto inverted inflatable sin bin, or stool as it now appears, looks around for visitors to fastest thread in town..*

s to all merry visitors .