h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Last night when i was unable to sleep I had the bright Idea to count sheep. I fear this was a mistake for now I believe these were not harmless figments of my imagenation but rather interdimensional bad sheep, very, very, bad sheep. Would you please send over the company's exorsist.

I will do so immediately. Gen Duck is on leave right now so I will aid in my every effort, but I fear he should be informed with interstellar sheep attacks.

Yes get the message to the general as soon as possible. They come in the night. Code name "Serta" {Sheep entering realality to attack} The mattress is hyperdiensional gate.

I shall sleep on the FUTON tonight

I have moved on from bad sheep jokes to tongue twisters' repeat 3 times with out proffanity: 'so several sheep sit stinking'

I fear I am unsuccessful about this stuff. . .

I just returned from the movies where I saw the movie "Jay and silent Bob" There is a whole segment on a sheep joke. They have infiltrated hollywood. Next they will be showing up in childrens storys.

We need to stop this, today I saw a sheep on cable. . .damn that animal planet

"Just because your paraniod does not mean thy are not out to get you"

No Jokes just intense sadness. I hope both of you my friends are safe Aaron and Taksatduck. my prayers are with you and yours.

Am going to be off site for awhile. Email me directly at [email protected] if you want to talk to me directly.

cobra 2-6 out

test

I am back on site

come on back do not let a few ruin it for you

I am not giving up buddy come on back.

I am still waiting. lol

Have the reports of commander O'Keefes return been confirmed?

just thought i would have a look around

the truth is out here.,..we working on finding nyc baby

Go forth into the night my two young friends and find the truth. Just remember it is the journey that is important. Along the way make many friends {preferably female} and taste the nector of life {i suggest tequila} and you will find the truth {but probally not remember}