h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good Afternoon, Please let me extend to you my Letters of Accreditation (Duly Signeted). I AM KITTYKAT and I recently arrived here at this highly esteemed hotbed of academia. How ecumenical are you? How open-door is your policy to someone a tad different in appearance but superbly pure of heartfelt lofty intentions ? I mean you no harm - only the opportunity to evolve into a higher plane of understanding concerning the other life forms on this planet . Would you be willing to take a chance? Of course, I would certainly do everything within my power to pass the gruesome exams that all who dare to apply must surely have to undergo. Or perhaps my beneficent aura will carry the day! Waiting on padded tip-toes for your reply KAT

::: puts bell around 's neck :::

My DEAR, Surely someone of your exulted station, highly cerebrally endowed ( I heard you are a Charter Member of the Most Magnificent Mensa Minority ) would innately recognize an entity who approaches with a paw outstetched ( and claws inordinately withdrawn) in total friendship! KAT

There is already a precedent - Pheloxi the Cat is after all an honourary mouse.....

I'm sure we could entertain an exchange program to foster interspecies harmony...

::squeaks:: and runs away.....

::: peeks back in, whiskers quivering :::

::Brokkian Ultra Krikkit Bat at the ready::