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An official declaration of war on R&D
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Aug 16, 2001
Why does that not surprise me?
An official declaration of war on R&D
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 16, 2001
::dives back into the fray::
An official declaration of war on R&D
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 16, 2001
Did I say I'd spank someone? Well, I never break a promise ... 
An official declaration of war on R&D
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 16, 2001
::drags BB - disguised as an R&D lackey - out of the melee and drops him in front of Shea::
Spank away!
An official declaration of war on R&D
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Aug 16, 2001
*grabs some 
to watch*
An official declaration of war on R&D
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 17, 2001
You know, this war has been going on for quite a while now. Maybe we should consider a cease fire with R&D and just ask them to fix our stuff? 
An official declaration of war on R&D
Katie of the Redheads, keeper of The Gook's Book; Donna and Mother Head of the Thingite Mafia Posted Aug 17, 2001
Oh, no no no.. that would be too *simple*... ::cackles::
An official declaration of war on R&D
Busterbone Posted Aug 17, 2001
I'm a bad R & D lackey!!!!
I'm a bad R & D lackey!!!!!!!
An official declaration of war on R&D
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Aug 17, 2001
it may be sick to burn their rank,
but even worse is it to spank.
:charges flamethrower and fires it wildly:
ha ha ha burn baby burn,
for whoever i hit their asses i spurn. 
i like being pyromaniac,
for i laugh so hard i can't see who i attack.
:spins wildly with flamethrower on full power:
An official declaration of war on R&D
Katie of the Redheads, keeper of The Gook's Book; Donna and Mother Head of the Thingite Mafia Posted Aug 17, 2001
::shreaks and 
s out of the way::
An official declaration of war on R&D
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 17, 2001
::: grabs and watches spanking :::
An official declaration of war on R&D
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 17, 2001
I'm not spanking anyone with burning bums ...
An official declaration of war on R&D
Busterbone Posted Aug 17, 2001
*Busterbone, buttocks burning, looks crestfallen*
Anybody got a waterhose and some soothing ointment
An official declaration of war on R&D
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 18, 2001
Sorry, lost my soothing ointment in an R&D raid, the little b*****s.
An official declaration of war on R&D
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Aug 18, 2001
:putting down the flame thrower:
damnit all i did it again,
i hope i didn't hurt any ladies or men.
i get like that around a flame,
it makes my head all woozy and lame.
:pulls out long handled scicle:
amputations anyone?
ha ha ha just having fun.
An official declaration of war on R&D
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Aug 18, 2001
An official declaration of war on R&D
Busterbone Posted Aug 18, 2001
*sits in bucket of water*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
An official declaration of war on R&D
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 19, 2001
Feel better? Perhaps I should say that's the attack Dachshund's water bucket...
An official declaration of war on R&D
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Aug 19, 2001
Ewww... 
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- 2481: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2482: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2483: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2484: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2485: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2486: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2487: Katie of the Redheads, keeper of The Gook's Book; Donna and Mother Head of the Thingite Mafia (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2488: Busterbone (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2489: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2490: Katie of the Redheads, keeper of The Gook's Book; Donna and Mother Head of the Thingite Mafia (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2491: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2492: parrferris (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2493: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2494: Busterbone (Aug 17, 2001)
- 2495: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 18, 2001)
- 2496: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Aug 18, 2001)
- 2497: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Aug 18, 2001)
- 2498: Busterbone (Aug 18, 2001)
- 2499: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 19, 2001)
- 2500: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Aug 19, 2001)
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