h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wasn't I pleased, when, the rain stopped just before I went out to the bakery <?>
Can you imagine, how, annoyed I was, when, on my return path from teh bakers, a round trip to which only takes fifteen minutes or less, that, whilst waiting for the traffic to abate, in order for my safe passage across the busy road, that, it suddenly, and without so much as an excuess -me-I'm-about-to-tip-it-down, it begun to rain harder than it had been before I left the house <?>
Wasn't I lucky that I was home in less than three minutes, and didn't really* get that wet, as It wasn't like a really, really, really heavy downpour <?>
is that hte time <?>

Is it<?>

Was it <?>
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Will it ever be<?>

WILL IT EVER END???







Oh, has it stopped already?

What was that strange noise<?>

Was that the sound of a penny dropping<?>

When will we able to hear real sounds and noises on h2g2?

Didn't a few of the entires have songs?

Do you have your own song<?>

How did you know I wrote songs?

Did you also know that I have friends in punk bands, operetta theater, and clasical quartet that perform my songs?

Would you like to know about the song I wrote for all three to perform at once?

Sall I sing it for you?

Would you understand it, as the song is in French?

Did I mention that I am not French, but can write French lyrics?

Arn't I amazing?

are you short?


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Did I ever mention I spoke French<?>

Would I not be very interested to hear<?>

Comment ca va?

Ca va bien, merci<?>

Est-ce votre elephant<?>

Est-ce-que j'ai l'air de quelqu'un qui a un éléphant <?>
[ = Do I look like someone who owns an elephant <?> ]

Where would you keep an elephant if you owned one?


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En la salle de bans <?>
isn't my French pretty awful <?>
Where have I been <?>
Where am I <?>
Where am I going <?>
Who am I <?>
is this what being confussed feels like <?>
Can i feel <?>
Do I exist <?>
What on earth is that

is it whatchamacallit?


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If you don't exist, who am I talking to<?>
If you don't exist, do I therefore not exist<?>
Is this conversation merely the product of a deranged imagination, as we don't exist and therefore this doesn't exist<?>