h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you need a fan club, bud, so here it is.
I couldn't possibly do it justice, not after reading your dog house and armistice thread entries, so I'm gonna bug you till you set it up.
will be mostly lurking for a while, too blue to play, but like I said once, I don't give up my friends lightly.
and boos

They don`t have an but if they did have one I`d be posting it here. I`ve been working on something for you which I`ll send tomorrow to you via email .... I hope it will make you and the pup feel better. There is a lot to say but I will save all my thoughts for you for tommorrow.

Think about just playing your fave threads with your friends whilst you`re laying low .... they`re people who care for you and whom you can trust whilst you`re feeling wounded and bleeding.

.... thanks for the fan club ... small but perfectly formed at the moment !

Overjoyed smiley? Maybe somebody can work on that .

In the meantime, how about ?

That's about the closest we have now.

Peace!

how about or
bye, for now. I just got the wounds of the world laid at my doorstep again, and I needed the last 2 posts. thanks.
You know, if all these people who think that I singlehandedly write foreign policy keep talking, I may get a swelled head.

hay, R.D., thanks for listing the guide ml to your page. I've been wanting to put a ghost smiley chasing a monster smiley on my page, but had no idea how. I followed your link and copied down the marquee thing and now my sewer-spotter ghost can go to work catching monsters(that is, if they don't catch her first.)

Glad I could help ... I'll go and do the Dog House as well in case you want soemthing from it as well. I`m not bad with GuideML so if you ever need any help you know where I am.

thanks. if you get the time, can you tell me how to get my links to work? I've tried all the guide ml stuff, but I'm probably choosing the wrong ones. Linl, popup, ect. clive sent me to a page, but I did something wrong again. I'm hopeless.
But, I keep trying.
basically, the main form for a link to the dog house, the thingite manifesto, the title appreciation society, h2g2 fiction central, and now the sewer spotters.
thankyouthankyouthankyou

my page looks sooo good.
I saw what you did to poor, suffering arl. god is gonna get you for that.

I know. In my defence I think that Arl is an attention seeker - he set fire to himself first don`t forget He`ll love it .. he can run around in a panic for a while then dive into the punch. He loved it when I first dismembered him .... infact I ought to get him to wear a sticker that says `another Red Dog creation` like a designer label or something.

Orf to check your page out. Did you work out that marquee can be left, right up or down for the direction of the smiley ?

up and down....hmmm.
the ghost faciing left makes it tricky for chasing scenes. I've tried having her run backwards, but it doesn't look right to me.
I'll play with it a little more tomorrow. Ghosts levitating, or maybe the monsters chasing her around the page. Will think on it.
I change my front page pretty often.
I like your new look. New and Improved, with added wisdom.
BTW, thanks for all your help, and for the e-mails.

Thats what friends are for . How's the lad ?

OOOwwwwaaahhHHHHHHHEEOOoooHHee'sOOOOOKAAaayyyAAAAAA!!!!!!!OOOooooooooooEESsssHIIIIIIIIII*******HOWdoyoustoPThisTHiiiiiiiinggggggg

*the sounds of a Harley are heard* bub...bub...bubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubbaBUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBA NEEEEEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWW BUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBAbubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubba...bub...bub *observers note that it is a leather clad dog in pursuit of 3 other motorcycles ... he is following a trails of body parts and madly twirling an obviously fake mustache. On his t-shirt is the words http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805&post=1329217#p1329217*

I haven't ballied a cat or slaughtered a lackey in almost a week now. I think I'm going into withdrawal.
Oh, well, there's always baiting.
off to bait her favorite .

check it out, drop off a friendly insult to my shark, and run. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F76903?thread=142267&post=1331692#p1331692 when you get the time. be careful, though, he bites.

come to the party at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/AddThread?inreplyto=1333815
bring a and get free food.
oh, yeah, posted a missing cat poster for mister Tinkles, the evil movie cat, at the no, no, no thread. the line is, we only want to question him(play innocent to keep the passivists from getting mad).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44377?thread=139998&post=1333880#p1333880 I got the wrong address in the last post.

friday's your birthday, huh?
[ooc thus having cleverly announced R.D.'s birthday, drifts off grinning. ooc]

Gosh, only three days in which to figure
out what to get for Red Dog? Don't know
if that will be enough time.

*from the very bottom of a very deep dark hole*

Shhhh .... don`t tell anyone . At the minute my age is the answer to the great question .... you know, about life, the universe and everything. I want to stay that way and I reckon if I stay here in this hole the birthday fairy won`t find me.