h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh.

Sorry about that. I didn't know.

If you can still access H2G2 from your deep dark hole,
you're doing pretty well. Let's see, what is the scientific
name for fear of one's age? Chronophobia, perhaps?

here, boy. come get some nice birthday laced with brandy. ::scratches behind ear, hands him an old shoe and a shiny new bone,::
it's o.k., puppydog, you're only old if you ain't got your bite.
and we all know you still got that.

Wuff

*wags tail happily*

*Enters and picks up one of the fans that has a picture of Red Dog on them. Fans himself, cooling appreciably.*

Hey! This works great! I think I might like to join this club.

*waves at BBW*

welcome to my small but perfectly formed fan club.

post.

Ghost Post . Do I have to sign a receipt

yep. It's laoded, with good wishes, so open carefully.
please sign here. ignore the words, you don't have to read them.
I, Red Dog, Agree to put up a marble statue in honor to Ghost, ex-Rambling, in recognition for her brave sacrifice in the line of duty.



x_________________________________

*Wonders where Red Dog will find some transparent marble*

I, Red Dog, Agree to put up a marble statue in honor to Ghost, ex-Rambling, in recognition for her brave sacrifice in the line of duty.


x_____________X___________________

ah, I've got his X! woo, hoo!
...hay, wait a minit, his name's Red Dog. There's no X in that...
looks up the words to confirm suspicions...
he can still weasel out of it.
nah! he never weaseled out of anything in his life! carts huge block of black marble and eternal flame mechanism over to the dog house.

*looks at huge block of marble*
*looks at small chipping hammer*

Oh well, better get started before the X runs out of validity ....

*chip* *chip* *chip* *chip*

supplies the beer and the dip to go with the chips.

*chip* *dip* *chip* *dip* *chip* *dip*

*Watches the construction.*

No! Wait! Not there...Ooooo, too late. The statue is going to look kinda funny with only ONE of those.

it's a portrait of my noble profile.

steals in and leaves a basket of halloween s filled with brandy. (O.K., so it's a dyslexic thief.)

hello? anybody home? ::eerie echo sounds throughout the post.
smiles, begins decorating the club.::
"let's see...space murals on the walls, a wall to wall video screen hooked up to an entertainment center... Library of DVD's and every videogame known to man, Custom made barkolounger and well-stocked wet bar...might be a little pricey, but nothing's too good for Red Dog!"
::forges R.D.'s signature on the credit card slip...::

I`m here x-R, just behind this huge mound of marble chippings.

It`s nearly ready for the big unveiling

*Sits in the barkolounger, eating the halloween *

Okay, I'm ready.