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hmmmmm !!!! again :-)
Friend Posted May 1, 2000
Well now its official. One week of hoping around the h2g2 forum sites and I got the Insomnia Bug. Is it contagious ???
AAAACccHhhhOOOoooooooooOOOOOoooo!!! oops sorry 
Hello ! from the H2G2 Guardian Angels...
GOD Posted May 1, 2000
Er...Hello. You might know me...
* Turns sideways to show the his wizen profile *
Yes, I’m God...but I don’t expect any of you youngsters to remember an old ‘fuddy-duddy’ like me.
Anyway, I have a bunch of ragamuffin, work-shy, roustabout Guardian Angels, that are in need of some work, before I unceremoniously clomp them over the head with a Gideons. For once again getting under MY feet...
So, If your feeling like the ‘challenged’ mouse lost in the laboratory maze experiment better known as ‘H2G2’, or you need advice setting up your homepage (with all the ‘swirly’ technical stuff), or you simply want to know about all the intrigues that positively inbreed at H2G2. They will help...well, most of the time, hopefully...
* Crosses Fingers *
This week Saint Zax - (The Patron Saint of Alcoholic Indulgence) is offering sensible advice for those trying to get over a hangover. Honestly, is there anything worse than hair of the dog, it always gets stuck in the back of one’s throat.
NEW!!! This month we are even offering a introductory special on your own personalised Guardian Angel !!! ( an absolutely free 30 day trial!!!)
(N.B: Doing your homework is extra...
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Who knows, one day you might even join the ranks of the...
H2G2 - GUARDIAN ANGELS...
* The Crowd ecstatically applauds...when you pay them lots of money *
Please follow this link for further information...
http://www.h2g2.com/A300943
- Simply, High Spirited.
Hello ! from the H2G2 Guardian Angels...
FairlyStrange Posted May 1, 2000
Well....hello there God Almighty!!!! Saw your interview in The Post(actually, I got the "Preview" version) Good work!
And, yes Friend, it is VERY contagious!!!
NM
A cyber hello to all !!
GOD Posted May 2, 2000
* Wanders in looking pleased *
Why Thankyou...
* Ponders to self 'No matter how far they have gone down the 'other' track, they think a few kind words will save them'... *
Although, they twisted the 'facts' to make me come over as some kind of alcoholic... 
- Simply, High Spirited.
A cyber hello to all !!
FairlyStrange Posted May 2, 2000
Kind words save me? No, I know better......but at least I can burn knowing I said a few kind words to God Almighty before I arrived!
NM
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