h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Pinky secretly admires Pheros'style.* Thinks Loakes loafers look positively classy,gloats at the Cartier cuff-links...thinks * Hop back in Phero,come on ,jump in ,I have a plan ..Fortnum and Masons next stop ..we'll pick up a hamper ..head off somewhere ,somewhere secluded,the countryside ..stop panicking ,I have a picnic blanket in the boot ,somewhere ...Jump in then ,no time for dawdling ,we don't want to hit rush hour do we ?

Thinks... So nice to meet a girl impressed only by my good looks and sparkling personality, and so unimpressed by the size of my wallet .../Thinks

Blanket on the ground, moonlight??? I feel a song coming on

Drive on dearest Pinky. I am yours to command.

OK,seat belt please ..make sure it is secure ..this is going to be a fast drive ,you look out for speeding cameras ok Phero ? WE'RE OFF

***Grabs seat belt with both hands. Closes eyes very firmly***

Oh dear... Please drive carefully, Pinky. Take me where you will!

Relax ,sit back,enjoy the ride Phero .....wooooooooooooah,that was close .Did you see that careless driver then ? He almost overtook us ,almost,some people just have no regard for others.........Ok,look out for the signs Phero,we need London Central.

* Pinky starts singing ,thinks she should ,Phero looks rather pale ,or is it boredom she wonders ? 'We're on the road to hell lalalalala de dah dee dum dah de lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala'*

Hey, Pinky, what have I ever done to you that deserves a dose of Chris Rea??

And, do you see those signs flashing by, the ones that say "70" in a red circle. That's a Maximum speed, not just a suggestion.

ohaaaaa ! Please try and stay this side of the reservation. Pleee...ase...