h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, now I'm really fed up...how do you get rejected? So far I have been rejected once. I've written 10 (ten) articles in 7 weeks (all ten are at least 4 weeks old). NONE have been accepted and only ONE has been rejected. I am feeling significantly ignored. Possibly bored (i.e., might not bother reading here...bad advertising...bad word of mouth)
Your criteria is innefectual (not to mention the articles already posted show a complete lack of compliance). Am I totally out of line or do other agree?

wsfn

Your not out of line it's just like all of us your compleatly insane er... ah
um...what are you doing with that knife ahhh help ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(long eh) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I've had the exact same problem - I've had an article submitted for about 7 weeks now - and it hasn't been rejected yet. I know it doesn't take that long, as a mate of mine got rejected within a few days!

I've had this problem my whole life, but it does come in useful during boring lessons as the teachers ignore you so you have time to do any thing you want as long as its discreat(sic) so stay away from the floor bords at the back. I seem to be getting off the point so remember if they ignore you take advantage of it and stay away from squeeky floor bords.

Oh settle, I'm only sharpening it.

ha mat
we noticed you sneaking around we just tried to ignore you

Every body this is Ryan he's new and from South Africa but any thing he sez about me is not relyable information.

Thanks Ry

Every body this is Ryan he's new and from South Africa but any thing he sez about me is not relyable information.

Thanks Ry!(sarcasticly)

Pah! YOUR'E just SARCASTIC. I'm CYNICAL!

I'm a Sinic(sic). In fact I'm one of those people that thinks the Bible was written by a bord bloke looking for attention. So NAH!!

OOH, my social status will be reduced to the lowest level because
I am talking over the internet to someone who calls himself
after a message left by a dolphin to warn the human race that their
planet was in jeopardy.
I'm soooo concerned.

It takes time. I have been rejected in times between 4 days and 7 weeks. Some of my stuff has been edited after 3 weeks and then rejected 3 weeks later. My entry that made the guide took less than a week though ...

eh?

I think we seem to be having cross conversations.
We're talking about cinicism and your talking about getting rejected........er...oh thats the title DOH!

It's odd the way the thread system works. Check the map on the left to see who's replying to what. Alternatively, read it from top to bottom, thus creating some great Burroughsesque cut-up conversations in the process!

Do you mind?
Solongandthanksforallthefish and I are trying to
have a heated argument here!

No we were having a warm argument, we havent started insulting each other yet, oh my name DOES have spaces in it by the way

Iknowbutitsquickerifyouwriteitlikethis.

And your point is?????????????????????

am I going to get a reply or are you just going to ignore me?

I guess that means you are going to ignore me
I'm now going to commit suicide
so long and thanks for all the fish