h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why oh why isn't there a guide entry on sexual posisitions? Surely this topic is both important enough and vital to the education of the world to appear in h2g2! Well all I can hope is that some brave and adventurous sole will take it apon themselves to research the subject and write up their findings (with diagrams please! ;p). Untill then can someone please email me a html version of the karma sutra?

i know hat you mean, sex justisn't good enough without variety, and what better place to get ideas than a guide to everything.

I set my brave and adventuruous sole the task but you'll have to wait a good long while before the results are known - he hasn't evolved the neccesary prehensile digits to type yet .

I have suggested this as a possible call for entries to the rest of teh Editors

The additional parameter of needing my left foot elevated to relieve the ankle swelling is quite a challenge, I can tell you .

That "Joy of Sex" book by the impressively named "Dr. Comfort" is as good a starting point as any, though the bearded neanderthal in the pictures can be quite off-putting.

Incidentally there are so many puns on "call for entries" that my flippant comment subroutines are all in endless loops.

I thought you had a beard DJ?

Oooh - not any more. I had a far better (i.e short and squared off) beard a la George Micheal but I rediscovered the 'joy' of shaving (and wrote an article about it, you may remember?)

Of course - How could I forget!!!! So you had a beard like La Moxon? Very interesting Mr Bond!

on a completely different note - please could you have a glance at my article on Alan Turing - http://www.h2g2.com/A373754. it is just text at the moment - I might format it.

Screw you guys,I'm going home










(I always wanted to say that)





(come to think of it I always wanted to say that too)

Wow, what simple pleasures and dreams you have - still, at least they came true...and both in the one thread

Oh, what a clever topic! But I noticed that no one mentioned what their favorite sexual position happens to be . . . may I be the first to mention it? Oh, pretty please? My favorite sexual position just happens to be on top of my lover. I am rather fond of riding off into the sunset!

The world is awash in sexual diagrams and cold researched text. How about information from a personal viewpoint on sexual positions. What worked for you, what didn't, and what had you screaming with hysterics or orgasms. And what about the little unknown tricks that eased the pressure off your lower spine while you swumg upside down from the porch railing? This is what the world needs to know.

What's this? Do I hear my lover's voice from above? My complement to you is that I surely find the role as the horse most intensely stimulating. Do you need a new steed?

Can I just point out that there are conversations relating to various sexual matters on St Galaxy Babe's pages - one example is http://www.h2g2.com/F41297

Kama sutra is a farce, don't bother. and as for a book on positions, come on (pun intended!). Get a life, just let your imagination, and the girl, lead you where ever. damned if I want to sit there reading about it when I could be doing my own research....

Yes, Marvin is right. Now all of you up and away from those keyboards and do some 'indepth' research of your own. And don't let the fact that you don't have a partner hinder you.

Hi y'all! If you don't have a partner, feel free to stop by my place for a little...stimulation. I'm new in the neighborhood, but am looking forward to helping to ease a little tension. Why don't you help me get this show on the road? I'll supply the champagne!

AArrgh, shampain makes me head hurt. Ye got any rum?

~blushes~