h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok, its simple, marmite, a love it, hate it substance,
old westerns (the films) love it, hate it, type of programmes.

now i have discovered (maybe due to the holisticness of the world) that these are unduely related.

Anyone who loves marmite, hates westerns,
and
Anyone who loves westerns hates marmite.

i have serveyed 30 people all who have answered correctly before i have told them the thesis. the only diffrence i had was 2 people who claimed to be indiffrent on both counts.

Please help me by telling me your preffrences and remmember, this is a scientific experiment so please dont falsify your results.

Think of the help this could bring. You no longer have 2 try marmite and be washing ur mouth out for an hour to find out u hate it. you can just tell because you really enjoyed that clint eastwood film!!
Please help!
Lord Preston

Is this one all my fault (from the Lila's 90th birthday thread)?

Oh well. I'm a like marmite but dislike westerns person. However, one of my brothers is a like marmite _and_ westerns a lot person. So you've already got the one exception you need to prove your rule.

ahh but i'd need 2 talk 2 him 2 confirm and if what you say is true a slight amount of eletric theropy could cure him :D

and no this was purely my thesis, come up with in hmv when we were trying to remmember if a mate liked westerns. i concluded he did as i've never seen him eat marmite.
Lord Preston

i dislike both
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Careful, Clelba - Lord Preston may decide you are another candidate for electroshock therapy!

oh
i hope not...
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it aint that bad. i can fix other mental problems while i'm doing it if you want, fear of nething can go, or even the lost love of some1. its all good. its all good. *cackles*



damn i should stop that, it so sends out the wrong image!
Lord Preston

my dad made me give myself an electric shock yesterday
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What's marmite?

you dont... yo... dont know what marmite is???? yo... yo....




*faints*

I LOVE Marmite!!!!

I HATE Westerns!!!!

There you go.

wahoooo!!!! another one for the list!
Lord Preston

can't stand marmite....

but a good jw or clint or any western really..great ,they just don't make them like that any more..

see, see what did i say. this rule is working. its actualy working. marverlous... ive flagged down a logicaly non-existant spaceship with a towel... wonderful. oh wait, no i havent, must of nodded off again.
Lord P

Reckon marmite would make a pretty good cylinder head gasket sealant, plus the hum from the exhaust system would keep away those tail gaiters Mmmm lets have it for Marmite!

well i quite like marmite,but im not so keen on westerns.are there any other links i wonder/ such as people who hate twiglets also hate bond movies...or something.by the way this is my very first posting.how do i get one of them smilie things next to my message? oh and where does vegimite figure in all this? auzzie marmite.and is a western still a western in australia? seeing as how almost everywere is west of aus....

all good points... never had aus veggilate.... or however u spell it. but going 2 aus in sept, so might have a lil nibble then.
Lord Preston

vegimite tis its name,and its in most supermarkets in the u.k anyway.
forgot to mention marmite crisps,there my absolute bestest faves

I can't have marmite, I find westerns dull on the whole but I like Kurosawa

u cant have marmite? u allergic or something?
the thing is tho, that if marmite didnt make u violently ill or possibly dead, u might like it, therefore i dont think we can use u 2 disproove the theory.
tho i still dont c how u can find ne john wayne film dull!
Lord Preston