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Pigsquiffle Started conversation Jul 4, 2002
Right, this isn't funny anymore. Who or what hides my remote control so i can never find it. And don't tell me it's always where you left it coz that just doesnt fry the bacon with me. I put the damn thing on the coffee table not half hour ago and i finally found it under the settee half hour later. Does anyone else have this problem?
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Mina Posted Jul 4, 2002
Yes. I left mine on the sofa last night. when I got in from work today, it was on the floor by the telly. Who's doing it??
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Pigsquiffle Posted Jul 4, 2002
Could it be something to do with ingenuis plan to overthrow
the goverment of the Isle of wight do you think? or maybe Duracell
guerillas are sneaking in and replacing new batteries for old ones
and then re selling the old ones as new ones before nicking them back again to resell as old ones....or is it new ones??
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jul 5, 2002
Perhaps the remote controls of the world are secretly organising to take over the world? Or maybe they don't like the way they're being treated and are trying to run away to better homes...
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Pigsquiffle Posted Jul 5, 2002
i'll have you know i treat my remote control with respect and love.
We have a mutual respect for one another and i know how to push all
it's right buttons...mainly due to the fact that the left buttons don't seem to work anymore.
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brazen Posted Jul 18, 2002
its the same principle as the pair of socks going into the washer and one never coming back. i believe that inanimate objects disappear into another dimension. a world that we human beings cannot possibly comprehend. the remote control is the device which holds the key to this world and gets moved around from time to time. just a theory!!!
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Aug 6, 2002
I always thought it was duracell bunnies, not gorillas... 
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