h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's a band in Calgary called the AgriCulture Club. I think they're a punk band and all their songs have faux country names. I dunno, I've never heard them. Their name is funny though.
I'm using the PC at work again. HAH HAH! Pay me minimum wage will you! I'll show you!

Thats my girl Misty you show em . Us minimum wagers must stick together.
Not very fond of punk music, I tend to go for *Hard House* stuff like that. But anything mixed by Pete Tong - He's a GOD! I like Judge Jules, Lisa Lashes and Dave Pearce aswell, even though Dave's last Dance Anthems album was pants

...I feel so old...I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

*goes to listen to her Velvet Underground cd*

I'm really into Terrace House at present. No garage. Two bedrooms.

Going to bed to listen to my double-glazing.

What are you like I'm older than you (still act like a teenager) no wrinkles yet. Is Velvet Underground an Aussie band?
I get to listen to Aussie type music on Nieghbours sometimes but thats about it.

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CHeEky

The Velvet Underground was a Yank band in the late 60's....Lou Reed was their main singer/songwriter...

...I don't understand why I seem to be younger than most people...and always feel older....

(must be because it's so early !)

I don't know about the time thing, but I,m only 5'2''(at a push), and I alwayz thought the taller you are the older you are. All good things come in small .
If that doesn't work try this one:-
*your only as old as the fella/lass your feeling*.
And since I very rarely find a fella that's good enough for me (they are mainly in my area), there are the odd 1 or 2 nice hubberific ones . but anyway since I don't have a fella I don't have an age, so I can be as old as I want or as young as I want its up to me!.
Wasn't Lou Reed A jazz singer?

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CHeEky

...well, if we're going with that theory...at last count I'm about 26 or 27...

...which hardly makes sense considering at the start of the year I was about 30...and a couple of years ago I was nearly 40...

Man, if I keep going like this I'll be a forty year old woman with a 20 year old toy boy...oh well...I can dream, can't I ?

Lou Reed sang "Perfect Day" and "Walk on the Wild Side"

Hey Tanzen Hows things with you today? I just read a reply from someone who sais they couldn't view my page in its entirety. You've been there, do I have a problem I'm not aware of? It seems ok to me, just curious

Hello Jerk!

Ok, I checked it out...I wasn't having any problems with it...maybe whatever the problem was fixed itself ?

I love it when people aren't afraid to call me by my user name, It just sounds funny
I'm sure it was a problem on their side. The only probs I still notice are slow loads, cant find BBC,and time outs.
I think CheaCKy mentioned my dissorganized mess but I made it obvious by typing an appology for the mess, since then Ive tidied up

I love calling you by your user name...I don't get to call people jerk as much as I'd like to in "real life" ...

It's gonna take a little while to load anytway, 'cos you have all that stuff on it...that's not big thing...good things come to those who wait, don't they?

Yup seems that way to me anyway. If I wait long enuff maybe I'll get a real keeper of a girlfriend

Those long lists on my page do take a bit to load, I haven't even read some of it yet. I think fewer pics helps the load, I used to have a few more.

I've been trying to approach it from a mathematical point of view...the more dodgy relationships I get into...the greater the chance of finding a good one...

...the problem is I think I'm just making up the numbers, reconciling the fact that most of the people I know found there "significant others" fairly early on...

Tanzen
(5 years and counting )

Hey J.
I went for a meal last and in your honour I had a dish called *Jerk Chicken* with a cosmopoliton in honour of Ceri in *Sex in the City*. All in all I was an honourable CHeEky lastnight (monday that was). T. there was't any aussie things on the menue. The was chargrilled though

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CHeEky

I wont even tell you how long I've gone without a date or a girlfriend. You'd just end up feeling sorry for me. Besides I'd like to have a job and be able to drive over and take a girl out. Right now I can't do either. I'm working on the job bit and I may have a year to wait for the license. I may get it back early.

CHeEky...the only way I know to make any meal Aussie...from Mexican to Indian...is to have it with beer...

Wow Jerk, you sound a lot like my brother...and if it's any consolation, he's engaged...even though he's still working on the job thing...

And don't worry, I haven't had a girlfriend for a while now either...!

I never sweat it but that makes me feel better. I almost got married once. I'd hate to be in my shoes and have a kid to support(shes married now and has a little girl). I'm still mastering taking care of myself. I'm not actively looking for a girlfriend anyway. When it happens it happens, thats how I look at it.

Have you ever boiled a potato in beer? It's a camping recipe. You slice up the spud into wedges and put them in a can. cover and boil.

Oh ...missed your post somehow CheEky. Whats this about your 'lastnight'?