h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've almost been married a few time...but mostly to boys who wanted citizenship...

I always wonder how different my life would have been if I married Danny...he was my first "steady" boyfriend...and he needed citizenship ...but I said no...man...I could've been married the last 5 and a half years...none of this hassle that I've gone through...none of the evil b*stards I've associated with in the past...no hanging out at a smoky pub on the weekends...

...I'm so glad I;m still single !

Its great being single, it means that if you want to break up you dont have to talk to a lawyer. I enjoy my freedom.
Ive heard somewhere that to become a citezen of Australia one needs a very desirable trade(or marry) So I cant just move there and get a job as a cashier. Is this true?

On the contrary, we could always use more checkout chicks !

...On a more serious note......I have no idea...most of the "foreigners" I know these days are Irish...and most of them are labourers...and I have no idea how you get citizenship here...I was born with it myself...

Australia and Norway are on my list of places I'd like to visit. Egypt too. I've never been out of the country, not even Mexico or Canada. One of these day I must get a passport and do some traveling

Well, if you ever make it down this way, you know you've got a drinking buddy !

If I'm heading that way I'll defenatly let you know It may be a year or two. Not sure if I need to pay all my outstanding fines before I get a passport. Its not realy that big a bill. I do know that the last court appearance I made I was told not to leave the state. Personally, I like to see them stop me If I wanna leave, I'm leaving. Can't stop a detemined man ***shakes his fist at the man

Apparently according to the film *This Year's Love* you will have six failed relationships before you find *The One*, and the seventh relationship you have will be it.
But if this is true I have either just missed the boat or the fella I've just split up from is the one I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with .
I have known him on and off as friends for over 12yrs before anything developed and I know from other sources that I'm supposed to play around (in that way)with him for another 3yrs, all that is fine but the rest of my life!!!
That's BIG.
J. just grab-a-cab. go and get the lady of your dreams.

Carpe dium *Sieze the day*

Lastnight, afew of us went for a meal and the what I wanted wasn't on the menu but as soon as I saw something called *Jerk Chicken* I had to have it in your honour. What does potatoes and taste like then?
guys I'm having PC problems.

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CHeEky

*give me a minute to do the calculations...and a dcitionary so I can get the proper definition of relationship....I'm fairly sure that means I've got three or 4 perfect "The One" relationships waiting for me out there somewhere...*

Yeah, I want to know about the beer and potatoes too...anything that has beer in it can't be bad !

Why is it that people from one area and people with the same names tend to draw you to them? Four out of my relationships were 2 Marks and 2 Davids (David & Dai) all from the same village I ended up with through a 12yr span? Oh yeah they were all friends.
Is that an odd coincidence or fate?
What do you think.

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CHeEky

I'm honored you tried my chicken, and the beer potato tastes a bit like it sounds, it all depends on the type of beer. You can do this with a can o soup too. Just eat the stuff in the can but leave the broth. Put the wedges in the broth and boil away

I'll bet one or both o you are typin away at this very moment and I'll post just when or after one of you is posted, O well I type slow and correct my typoes(when they are obvious to me)
I must ride off into the sunset now, group

***waves his trusty see ya both later

ah now you've gone and confused me with the soup thing. Can you still do it on the stove? I don't like camping because if the and as you know I don't like em.
Your was lush. Hope to have it again soon.

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CHeEky

OK babe, we'll talk later, I wana know bout the stove thing.
Have a nice day/night, sweet dreams to you, up under the quilt and i'll be back tonight myself, I'm close to finishing and going to bed myself , see I told you .
Goodnight J. & T.
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CHeEky

Bye Jerk ...

...CHeEky, I had the same problem...but they were Matthews...3 of them...

...made worse by the fact that my little brother's name is Matty!

...and come to think of it, there's been a few Peters and Daniels as well...

Funny thng that the last I had were off an old friend actually called Matthew Daniels!
Don't think I'll ever go out with anyone with the same names as my brothers, it would be too . Did have a fling with someone with the same name.
I've only had one Peter but no Daniels. Actualy I've had 3Davids. God I sound like a realy loose woman but I'm not. Just had bad luck.
better next time I hope.
Thats it for me , My shift is over, time to put my body in to .
see you later, Sweet Dreams

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CHeEky

If yuo sound like a loose woman I don't even want to know what I sound like...

Night then, Cherub ...have a good and I'll probably catcy you later...

Goodmorning and how was everybodies day today?
I didn't get much , I was too busy , Bought a book on coincidences after the conversation on names - thought I'd investigate it further to see wassup
Oh yeah I found out the Matrix Reloaded will be out here on DVD 10-10-03 and I cant wait I'm so excited.
And of course we got the Matrix Revolutions in pictures 5-11-03.
I Keanu.

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CKeEky

See, I didn't really consider it had anything to do with coincidence...I always thought it was more to do with the possibility that people around here don't have a lot of imagination...

I have a theory that everything you do is a circle of time. It takes 12yrs for history to repeat itself.
In my case I went out with David when I was 15. 12 yrs later I fell in love with his sisters ex-boyfriend Dai That has to be a coincidence.
Don't you ever talk about someone and then you bump into them?

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CKeEky

Um...I've come across a few startling coincidences in my time...a few of them just recently...

But if we're to work with you 12 year theory...I'm reliving 11 at the moment...last year of primary school...the year it all starte going downhill...

...oh, I've got plenty to llok forward to then !