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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Started conversation Dec 15, 2003
hi 
i have just been accepted as a member of the clan of thingites and appointed "sole protector of the one master key to the chastity belts of all female thingites (you know: one key to rule them all, one key to bind them and all that?)"
i'm so proud 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2003
Let me see if I have this straight, Pierce.....
You protect soles? So if I sit down for a nice meal of sole almondine, you'll pop up and challange me to a duel? 
I'll have to do it in secret, I guess.
I have no idea what Thingites are, but that's your business. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 15, 2003
read about us thingites here, pauly:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A516647
as to sole i wouldn't mind eating one myself. the 
that is. not the kind of sole charlie chaplin ate in "the gold rush"
have a nice sodit
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tartaronne Posted Dec 15, 2003
Who has trusted you with that?
s out to research.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2003
There is no such thing as a nice sodit, Pierce. 
A nice Monday is possible, though rare.
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Batty_ACE Posted Dec 16, 2003
nice sodit? talk about your oxymorons!
Congrats Pierce. Welcome to the club... though I don't know of any need for THAT type of key bearer.. 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 16, 2003
He doesn't like to w**k too hard, that Pierce ...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2003
Maybe even one key is unnecessary if the female Thingites don't wear chastity belts. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 16, 2003
be that as it may, pauly, i still consider my title being very honourable - if only honorary 
you are right about the "happy sodit" though. sounded wrong from the moment i first said it
i don't think "happy monday" sounds better though. rare? nah, sounds more like 
science fiction to me
ps: i'm not exactly sure how many of the female thingites wear chastity belts. but i can't wait to find out for myself 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2003
Monday has mostly downbeat connotations. There's Blue Monday, Monday-morning quarterbacks, don't buy a car made on a Monday or Friday.
Even Mother Goose: Solomon Grundy was born on Monday, and look what a bad end *he* came to!
When Robinson Crusoe was looking for other people on his island, did he find Monday? No! He found Friday! There are restaurant chains named after days of the week, like Ruby Tuesday or Thank God It's Friday. No Mondays.
I'm glad we had this chat. I feel much better. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Dec 16, 2003
*puts on her ho red "turn your head & cough" gloves in preparation for the outcome of Pierce's search*
(I am the Thingite Medical Examiner after all)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2003
After all, Batty? After all of what? 
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Batty_ACE Posted Dec 16, 2003
after all the autopsying I did on GreyDesk after the murder?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2003
After an autopsy on a grey desk, you could celebrate by having a splinter party. 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 17, 2003
Bless you!
::sits back, sips her 
ini, and places the ice pack on her head::
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2003
I always wondered what TJ stood for.
In the late 1960s, there was a TV show called "Laugh-In," which featured a black comedian who was always saying, "Here come de judge!"
Does TJ stand for The Judge?
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