h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just knew that we could Bring a Smile to Your Dial, Milla..... How are the kids, and did they get over the shock of meeting their Dad's new GF... The poor s will need to be well cared for by you...

They like her, and they like their new "brothers".

Actually, son wanted to stay longer, and cried a little when he came home. Not because he wanted to stay with dad but because the "brother! is so much fun to be with!

They shared room for the night, and he's learned sooooo much about Runescape from the kid... I can hardly pull son off the computer at home. And I have to sit with him and translate, because it's in English... Good thing I took up knitting!

Knitting Milla....next you will be a Grandma at this rate.... Seriously though, it is hard not to feel pangs of jealousy as your children had so much fun. However, kids are kids, and they really are not probably aware of your circumstances and situation, and being kids, they are just enjoying their childhood...

Now, to put it a bit delicately and sincerely. I know enough about your character to know that you would not just find a new fellow just for the sake of it, and for a spot of revenge. But Milla, you are such a pretty and delightful young lady, so the world, and men, are at your feet..actually that's where most of us blokes should be..at your Beck and Call...

I intend to see how much of Beck and Call power I really have - very professionally, of course - at a conference this week.

We need the vendor to seriously start delivering, and I'm hoping to twist arms so nicely that all they see are smiles and twinkling eyes. So beware!

And if I happen to find nice company, I think I will enjoy that too!

Runescape is a good language training program. My son has really weird vocabulary.

I hate to think how my nineyear old is going to speak soon... It creeps into his Swedish soon, I suspect!

Avatar, melee, ranged, brb, afk, lol, c u...

Ah no, my son knows words like bronze, shield, sword, copper ore, dough, wizard, helmet, stab etc etc. You get the picture.

yeah, those are good... I liked the chefs quest; he needed milk, flour and egg to bake a cake. So you had to harvest wheat, take it to the mill to get grind, have a pot to carry it in, and take it to the chef. Then to get a bucket and milk the cow. Getting the egg wasn't hard, only most other players just kill the chicken!

But right now, he's a little capitalist - killing cows and selling the hides 100 money a piece...

..why do the gamemakers need to make games which mimic exactly real life...? Instead of sitting in front of a game console, children can actually go outside and do these things in reality... It's a funny old world, I reckon...

Nah, not enough cows to kill 'round here. He likes baking though.

Milla, you had better tell him that he is supposed to MILK the cows, not kill them......If he likes baking, then perhaps you may tell him to start doing all the household meals from now on.. Of course though, you may end up with some concoctions on your dinner plates...

I wouldn't really fancy a cow in my livingroom anyway.

It would be better than having a in your bathroom, or a Kangaroo in your kitchen, Hati....These are common events here in Australian households..

But Koalas... sky high on eucalyptus...

How Much can A Koala Bear?.......that is a terrible joke...

spare me the puns