h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shirps

All is fine with us. Well, except the cold, of course.

Yep - we had snow yesterday, melting today, but freezing fog descending now. Other here was meant to fly to France today to see sick brother, but huge snowfall over there so all cancelled.

We s wish we had wings - keep barking at the birds in the garden, but they won't carry me up with them - they just show off by flying away

Are you keeping warm & snuggling up in bed (like I do with my owner)

good thing about the flight to France .. France is on strike

and

.. Hati .. an .. owner?

some things just don't go together

hot water and ice ..

Hati and Owner ..

And the beds are... few miles away from each other.

let's just say .. my arms are too short

That's exactly what my stepdad said when I told him a gentleman always rests on his arms

of lays on his back

*rolls eyes*

main problem with that is that there's no way to drink on your back ..

Use IV.

not quite the same

IV .. with need...*faints*

Yes, that's the one.

There's always the third option

I mean if you can use that way - as some people do - or at least that's what I hear - why not ?

Some people start to look weird if they see an IV needle.

an ... IV .. need *faints*

After seeing dozens of needles over the recent years they don't bother me no more

It's a nuisance when Helpless uses them, though, he can never find a useable vein

yeah, right .. I've been fainting for days now ..

I'll not do that again

Really? *faints*

ah well

I'll drink yet another then