h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kicks jukebox, which starts playing both versions of "Everybody's doing the low commotion"*

could you please turn of all other versions than carol kings original, please

... I feel the earth move under my feet ... is it an earthquake or are there alot of bodies stamping up & down in front of our noses?

s closer to - for protection

I am naturally *the* Gwennie. Besides who else could it possibly be?

*Accepts the shot of vodka from Pan in her *

It's a shame about nuns and their lack of vodka, otherwise I'd give joining the cloistered frocked females some serious consideration. The lesbian bit is worth some thought though as I could still indulge myself with the occasional voddie!

Menopausal? Moi? I have no idea what you mean WR? What was I talking about?

*Absently pats Shirps on the head*

I would take you home with me Shirps but I think that my four s and nine s might have something to say about it.

did you know that i turned into a teatotalitarian while you were gone, dearest gwennie?

He's still got the headache to prove it

Gwennie, sounds like it may be a bit crowded - I do prefer to be the only - saves me the bother of fighting over my food ...

tucking into a juicy bone under the sofa - tastes a bit salty though - couldn't be 's salty wooden leg?

All this talk of nuns is mking me nervous. *remembers well Mother Mary Bernard of the Sisters of Perpetual Abuse*



Carol King.......takes me back to my wayward youth.

nuns, yeah

i fear that any minute now julie andrews may burst into song about hills being alive with music and what have you

... never liked that film - no s anywhere -
packing for 2 week holiday at the ... seaside with owners & nanny

I will be off to the seaside next week too but it is only to visit my Mum in Bournemouth for five days. The good news is that I shall be leaving kids, hubby and s and s at home. The bad news is that I will be travelling via train, and the journey will take about 7½ hours each way.

Did someone mention Julie Andrews as a nun? She was a brilliant Mary Poppins though...

*Feels a sudden urge to dance on the rooftops and leap from chimney to chimney*

chim chiminee, chim chiminee, chim chim cherie .....
Ah! Dick Van Dyke with a cockney accent - good film though

(Have a good journey - I'll be travelling to Norfolk in the campervan with other'arf & mother - I'm still ing)

Careful Gwennie - those roof tiles can be awful slippery

Cheerio all - now don't let any other in here, or else

waving paw

How many trips to the seaside do you get every summer Shirps? You just got back from the seaside.

Hi Gewnnie. Lovely to see you. Here. Have some fennel and badger and a .

fennel & badger ?

what is this place coming to

*Waves farewell to Shirps*

Don't go digging too many potholes on the beach now!

Fennel and badger flavoured ? Good grief! Mind you, there were hedgehog flavoured crisps that were popular a few years ago...

I don't suppose for one minute that they would be suitable for a vegan diet though, so I will give it a miss for now. Thank anyway.

Mallard Fizz, anyone?

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All this talk of nuns is mking me nervous. *remembers well Mother Mary Bernard of the Sisters of Perpetual Abuse*

We, er, I mean, some kids use to go to the local nunnary
and ring the door bell. One of the poor old nuns would make her way down three flights of steps to find no one there. After several times of doing this, so I was told the nuns hid in the dark, in their black scary habits ... & when we, er, they rang the bell we, er, They were surrounded by scary nuns!
we, er, they promised never to do that again and the nuns promised never to beat any one with a broom again!

WR I think I forgot to give you a birthday kiss. ...*dons snorkle...*
wha??? Don't wanna' waste time coming up for air!

Dears!

the reason why nuns always scared me is the thought of their celibacy. it seemed like such a waste when you saw the young novices. well, some of them anyway

A waste......or did you just see them as a greater challenge to your skills?

jeez, you see right through me, WR

Seeing right through you isn't exactly the prettiest of sights .

See you all in a week or so chaps and chapesses. I'm orrff to jolly olde Bournemouth to stay with my mummy - well the New Forest actually but my train is going to Bournemouth.