h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Opens the door and waves to Shirps.

I think we're clean enough in here again to do August.

Is he handsome? August, I mean.
*gets herself a large before it gets too hot*

... carries in one of her most favourite bones & lays it down in front of Hypatia as a for showing her the way ... tail wagging furiously ... where's my bowl? ... finds it behind the bar - nicely cleaned ... brings it down ... any chance of a fill? Sits cutely on bottom with both paws in front ...

August is sure to be better than July

I have met an Augustus and an Augustine, but neither were particularly august personages.

v. good

I don't think Hati is bothered how august they are - it's the brawn she's looking for

sipping

I've always liked August...!


*casts sideways glance at the birthday calendar with a ish smile on face*

i always preferred augusta

MV Augusta?

nah, my old aunt augusta. she looked like a but her chip cookies were tastic

Old ladies provide many useful roles in society, such as baking cookies for grandkids and nieces and nephews. We also keep the population of homeless cats down by adopting as many as we can afford. And who do you go to when you need information to use when trying to blackmail a parent or other family member one generation removed? Old Aunt Augusta! Must also mention that we leave you young our money when we die.

My favorite old lady thing to do, however, is to remind vain young women that they're going to wind up looking like me.

glad I don't have these problems - separated from parents & relatives at a young age - just have to do, almost, what I am told - look cute when I don't - eat all my dinner & keep the owners entertained & happy


wagging tail profusely
PS: I don't even bother looking in a mirror - there's another in there that always barks at me

Oh you people are sooooooooo funnyI can't leave for one
ing end-o-the month...nooOoo... you all go and muck things up! You sorry buncha' res! Son of a Mother

Bleep>in' ers!!!
you left ALL the movie star (MEN) back in last month!!!!
Do you know ... have you ANY idea what I had to pay those guys?! Figure it out - Johnny Depp - for example gets 20 million dollars - American -
for ONE lousy film ...and yes, they are ALL lousy ... have you ANY idea wht he wanted to come here to be abused by a gaggle of old s?
...*blows her nose on the back of Pierce's coat tails...wipes the mascara off on the arm of WR's white tee-shirt ... the one which reads: BMW BIKES ROCK...*

I need a nap....*falls face down barely missing the ...*

errrrrrr

i don't know what to say

but i'll drink to that anyway

... nothing to say ? ... that's rare

By the by - where are the mirrors in this place? ... just want to avoid those nasty grey-haired dogs that at me ...

to all

plaster & bandages off poorly paw now - all ish

*inspects Shirp's healed paw* Excellent! You'll be feeling like trotting up to the bar then and refilling my glass.

Pandora, calm yourself. You'll have the whole place discombobulated. Would we leave your boy toys behind in July? It's clear you haven't checked the cellar.

Trot? Me? I am NOT a horse - here's a for you anyway Hyp & a piece of (ensuring Hyp can't get into her swimsuit - snigger)

Hurriedly runs to the cellar door - padlocks it & runs off under the sofa with the keys

in naughty mode

uh-oh, i have a feeling pandora might resort to you-know-who again

Aug 12 and not through the first LED. I take it everyone is doing more drinking than talking.

certainly more drinking and talking than thinking

all in all: bizznizz as usual