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Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Kes Posted Apr 26, 2004
No need for that ... just consume the first few sample 
s, and it'll be a blind test after that 
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JulesK Posted Apr 26, 2004
Right then...
Erm, I think it's as follows:
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
Or shall I try them again just to check?
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
JulesK Posted Apr 26, 2004
OK, here we go then:
*Stands up and addresses the gathered few*
I was right first time! It's def, def, defin, definitely theesh ones:
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
*Wheels around and falls gracefully to the floor*
There you are, job done.
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
mari-rae Posted Apr 27, 2004
Hang on, give an old lady a try...
Let's see.. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!Tangy with a nice sweet overtone..sort of a rough finish, though.
MMMMMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmmm! Tickles the nose quite ah - quite AH - quite AHHH-chooo! bit. 
'scuse me, I'm sure!
MMMMMMMMMMMM! Now that's
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Kes Posted Apr 27, 2004
Oh dear! I think the last one she tried was the furniture polish bottle!
*Sniff ... sip*
Mind you .... it's not half bad ...
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 28, 2004
indeed Kes. I believe it's much worse than that
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Kes Posted Apr 28, 2004
*Savours the aftertaste*
It's got a lovely finish
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Stagehand Posted Apr 28, 2004
A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a
twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the
money in the register.
The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does
he know, shortchange him."
The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change.
A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and
mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be
back again."
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
JulesK Posted Apr 28, 2004
Right, enough 
and 
consumed to soak up the .
Am now ready for a 
Wish it would help this muscle-ache I've got in my neck/shoulders, had it a couple of days (probably to do with extra stress at work), may have to go get a massage but NO time! Had a hot herby bag on it and will have to retire to the bath soon!
Ah, woe is me...
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 28, 2004
No, no, no!
Please don't bring the Pun-A-Thon in here!
*desperately starts sampling the s to calm her nerves*
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Hypatia Posted Apr 28, 2004
We can't have a pun-a-thon without Pundora.
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Coniraya Posted Apr 28, 2004
She's still snoring loudly on her blue goo couch!
*drapes a 
over Pan's face to muffle the noise*
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
mari-rae Posted Apr 29, 2004
*Whacks Kes on the shin with her cane just to distract him from punning about bears and herbal remedies...*
Crossed Purposes Pub-April 2004
Kes Posted Apr 29, 2004
*Interprets the whack as ur sine not to make any bear puns ...*
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