h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so they say, but i aint gonna take no chances

hard w*rk? I think that depends what w*rk and on whom?

work over?
work out?
work over & out?

this i can do

that's what I mean .. w*rk over whom and with what?

never mind, don't answer that

Hard w*rk never harms if you keep yourself in a safe distance.

Talking of exercising the right arm, time for an

sun above the yardarm and all that

good .. you excercise your right arm some, I'll excercise .. elsewhere.

I'm back in an hour or so

Work is a popular spectator sport...?

WR

I'm not afraid of w*rk.. I even can sleep with it.

i can sleep without it too

Hard w*rk never killed anybody, but why take a chance?-Edgar Bergen

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts w*rking the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -Robert Frost

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of w*rk to do. - Jerome K. Jerome

that jerome fellow certainly must have known what he was talking about. whenever i have a holiday it takes until monday morning before it really kicks in. when everybody else is w*rking their s off

I think I'll take a day off

So if I retire, I won't be able to enjoy my holidays? I won't *have* any holidays??

There's work that yer gets paid fer an' then there are other types of work that are soul destroying and go completely unnoticed and unrewarded - such as washing, cooking and cleaning.

*Squirts away the smell of burning martyr with some floral air-freshener, finishes her and snaps on her bright yellow washing-up gloves*

Just call me Mrs Mop!

in my household w*rk like that carries its own reward - or something

It does?

I reward myself every evening after 6pm with a little 'something' from my fridge.

Nice busy little people...

*Hopes Hati manages not to trip over the propped up mop blocking her exit*

Hati! Mind that... *crash* and that *splash* bucket of water! Oops! Too late!

*Pours the wet and battered Hati a fresh *

Is this what you call cleaning?! Look at me now! just isn't enough to get me dry.