h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*E enters with a glas of something or whatever...*

*sits down at bar and falls asleep*

*follows E*
*looks around, finds an armchair, dozes off*

::wanders through with his towel, blinking at nothing in particular::

...*dreaming as an ole' salt sess she's somehow *landed* in WR's eye...feels as though she went through a tunnel of some sort to get there...*

HAPPY HARLEY TO US

*Drags her rocker in and sets it up by the fireplace, angled so that she can keep an eye on the goings on of the neighbors across the street...*

I belong to the CotTB, and am proud of it!!

*ambles vaguely into August after a VERY stressfull last week and a haf of Juily.

I say Mari, go easy on the rocker! Perhaps you should sit in a chair instead...

Egon!!! Did you get my birthday card?!
(mac is on the fritz...so I can't get mail...now I don't think I can even send it) You know...you're 'legal' now!

*Enters the August thread, dragging two lumbar-supporting barstools into position, and sitting on one of them*
I've put my best eyeballs in - to start the new month. How do they look?

*wakes up because of all the crowd rushing in the room*


Quite cute, Kes. Though I guess you should pay some more attention on levelling them. Now I only need to wait until somebody checks out if they are in proper colour...

Could you please pour some Martini on my lemon?
*points at a nice red bucket with a slice of lemon in it*

*Accidently rocks onto Linus's toe as she hauls herself out ot the rocking chair and over to the bar. Pulls down Kes's eyelids and peers from one eyeball to the other.*

They look like a matched set to me.

*Mixes that martini for Hati and for herself.* How about you, Pan? Would you like a martini? Egon? They are a great stress reliever.

Linus! Why are you jumping around like a frog? I don't think Pandora is going to mistake you for Kermit, so you can get that idea out of your head!

Thank you, Mari!

*fishes some ice out of her martini and throws it on Linus toes*
Better?

*giggles*

*Rinses the bucket out with hot water, then chills it with ice cubes ... ready for Pan's first bucket-o-tini of the month*

Er, Pan, my birthday's in september

...*been awake tryin' to pretend she was sleeping...*
Oh, well, Egon... guess I am the FIRST to wish you a happy one...You can jusss give that birthday kiss right back to me mister!

~~~~~~~~~Ooooooo....My first bucket-o-tinis of the month!
Ooooooo...gimmee, gimmee, Oooooo...yummy! I'm so excite-a-lated I can hardly sit still! MANTHE OLIVES!! I'M
GOIN' IN!!! Weeeeeeee-doggies!!!
Thank you Kes. Cheers! *gulp* Another please?

::wanders back through, in one hand and his towel in the other, still blinking at nothing in particular but looking very serious about it this time::

*Reads posts 5 and 7 carefully to decide whether he's already in the room or not - decides that the rocker under discussion is a rocking chair. Steps inside all fresh and sobered up*

Howzit all! Happy August! Ooh! Bucket-o-tini! I'd love a mug, thanks! Lekker loincloth, Thog!

(aside to moderators) Lekker = nice!

*Gets out a bucket-o-legos and starts building...*

I could do with a few more red bricks...

I hope it will be a happy August, WR, could do with it.

*remembers two happy weeks in July...*

::wanders back into the common room, holding a fresh and a different towel, and sits down in a nice dark corner. Lights a ===~~ and quaffs his , materializes a new one, quaffs it, and materializes another new one. Sighs contentedly and kicks his feet up on the table that nobody noticed him bring in::

*siiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhh*
Hmmm.. that's still doin better than me, really, E... I had a really good weekend once in July... that's about it