A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Aug 8, 2002
Oh, Pan, you can be ever so kind... Want to have the handle? We could share holding this mug for a while... but let me drink it out first
*gulp*
Crossed Purposes August 2002
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Aug 8, 2002
===~~ *cough* *gag* *hack*
::lowers his sunglasses and peers across the train tracks to the flattened ... can't see them... raises the sunglasses... still can't see them... lowers the sunglasses again::
OH!!! There tha little ers are... *choke*.... y'know, I think they're even cuter when they're flat... kinda like the Martian Flatcats, except... ... not.
I think they'd make good dinner plate, actually
::looks around::
Hey... what the happened to S dude??? He's gonna miss all o this... ahhh, well, more for us, what, Pan??
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Aug 9, 2002
*Sultandude staring at the new furry dinner plates*
"Don't Bogart that joint my friend...........Pass it around"
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Aug 9, 2002
I've often wondered why you feel the need to go outside to smoke green cigarettes. I certainly wouldn't complain...
Mind you, i suppose that is only one of the reasons Pan comes out here
I've heard of smashed flat chicken, so i guess smashed flat rabbit would be okay
Crossed Purposes August 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 9, 2002
*Goes out into the alley to check out the action.*
I see. I see. Hare-assing the buns, and making a ing mess of it too! Well there is only one thing to do now....
anyone for hasenpfeffer?
Crossed Purposes August 2002
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Aug 9, 2002
::exhales his last hit and, wobbling slightly , lights a (legal)
====~~ aaaaaaahhhhhh... leans against the wall and considers Linus::
Y'know, Linus, I myself was of the same in opinion, but then one day about a year ago I went inside the pub and, thinkin nothin of it, just sparked one up, y'know? Well, next thing I know, I was gettin chewed out by E and another or two... Frankly, I figured it wasn't worth the hassle everytime, so I've found that coming out here is just the simplest way to do things. After all, arguing with people over whether MJ is evil or not is like THE worst buzzkill of all time excepting only having a porker up in your face.
::shrugs and takes another drag off his ===~~::
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Aug 9, 2002
oops, thog...
*now how do I get that streightened out again *
erm... ah... well... could we discuss it in the alley?
Crossed Purposes August 2002
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Aug 9, 2002
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Aug 9, 2002
well, how should I put it... there´s the professional demand, and the private view... and well... people in glass houses shouldn´t throw with stones shouldnt they?
I guess I can just tolerate the smell a bit better
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Hati Posted Aug 9, 2002
*pops out of the darkest corner*
Does it smell like I think it smells here?
Crossed Purposes August 2002
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Aug 9, 2002
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Well, then, what say we pop out the alley and uhhhh... /smell/ this fatty????
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Aug 9, 2002
Perhaps it´s a g***t...
*feels a little chill wind blowing through the room and a shift in the light*
Crossed Purposes August 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Aug 9, 2002
Hm... *takes a step out into the alley*
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- 102: Researcher 168814 (Aug 8, 2002)
- 103: "Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) (Aug 8, 2002)
- 104: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Aug 9, 2002)
- 105: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Aug 9, 2002)
- 106: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 9, 2002)
- 107: Kes (Aug 9, 2002)
- 108: "Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) (Aug 9, 2002)
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- 111: Researcher 168814 (Aug 9, 2002)
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- 118: Researcher 168814 (Aug 9, 2002)
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