A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 101

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - biggrin Awwwwww. E.! I'm jussss SO happy for you! smiley - biggrinsmiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 102

Researcher 168814

Oh, Pan, you can be ever so kind... Want to have the handle? We could share holding this mug for a while... but let me drink it out first

*gulp*


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 103

"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!)

smiley - puff===~~smiley - puff *cough* *gag* *hack* smiley - smileysmiley - cool
::lowers his sunglasses and peers across the train tracks to the flattened smiley - bunnysmiley - bunnysmiley - bunny... can't see them... raises the sunglasses... still can't see them... lowers the sunglasses again::

OH!!! smiley - wow There tha little smiley - bleepers are... smiley - puff*choke*.... y'know, I think they're even cuter when they're flat... kinda like the Martian Flatcats, except... smiley - erm... not.

I think they'd make good dinner plate, actually smiley - biggrin

::looks around::

Hey... what the smiley - bleep happened to S dude??? He's gonna miss all o this... ahhh, well, more for us, what, Pan??smiley - smileysmiley - cool


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 104

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude staring at the new furry dinner plates* smiley - whistle
smiley - musicalnote "Don't Bogart that joint my friend...........Pass it around"smiley - bigeyessmiley - cool


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 105

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

I've often wondered why you feel the need to go outside to smoke green cigarettes. I certainly wouldn't complain...

Mind you, i suppose that is only one of the reasons Pan comes out here smiley - tongueout

I've heard of smashed flat chicken, so i guess smashed flat rabbit would be okay smiley - erm


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 106

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Goes out into the alley to check out the action.*

I see. I see. Hare-assing the buns, and making a smiley - bleeping mess of it too! Well there is only one thing to do now....

anyone for hasenpfeffer? smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 107

Kes

I'll wait overnight, I think. You know .... hare today ... gone tomorrow .... smiley - silly


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 108

"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!)

smiley - puff::exhales his last hit and, wobbling slightly smiley - cdouble, lights a (legal)
====smiley - star~~ smiley - puff aaaaaaahhhhhhsmiley - biggrin... leans against the wall and considers Linus::

Y'know, Linus, I myself was of the same smiley - bleepin opinion, but then one day about a year ago I went inside the pub and, thinkin nothin of it, just sparked one up, y'know? Well, next thing I know, I was gettin chewed out by E and another or two... Frankly, I figured it wasn't worth the hassle everytime, so I've found that coming out here is just the simplest way to do things. After all, arguing with people over whether MJ is evil or not is like THE worst buzzkill of all time excepting only having a porker up in your face.

::shrugs and takes another drag off his ===~~::


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 109

Researcher 168814

smiley - yikessmiley - blush oops, thog...

*now how do I get that streightened out again smiley - huh*

erm... ah... well... could we discuss it in the alley? smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 110

"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!)

smiley - erm Hmmmm... I dunno, E, have yeh changed yer outlooks at all in the last year??


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 111

Researcher 168814

well, how should I put it... there´s the professional demand, and the private view... and well... people in glass houses shouldn´t throw with stones shouldnt they?

I guess I can just tolerate the smell a bit better smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 112

Hati

*pops out of the darkest corner*

Does it smell like I think it smells here?


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 113

Researcher 168814

Sorry Hati... no goat smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 114

Hati

smiley - silly
I didn't think it is a g**t... smiley - nahnah


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 115

Researcher 168814

You might have a look at this smiley - gift...


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 116

Hati

No way - I don't trust g**ts in g**ts! smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 117

"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!)

==========smiley - star~~~
==========smiley - star~~~


smiley - biggrin Well, then, what say we pop out the alley and uhhhh... /smell/ this fatty????smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 118

Researcher 168814

Perhaps it´s a g***t...


*feels a little chill wind blowing through the room and a shift in the light*


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 119

Hati

Oh, can I join you? smiley - biggrin


Crossed Purposes August 2002

Post 120

Researcher 168814

Hm... *takes a step out into the alley*


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