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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Started conversation Aug 25, 2000
*Paramedics wheel in MK on the gurney and transfer him to the bed. Nurses and doctors attach equipment to him and run an IV feed into his wrist*
*regular beeping*
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 25, 2000
Hey this feels like last Monday !!! 
Anyway... 
By Golly !!! You don't muck around Joe !!!
You should be in construction !!!
BTW If you get some pretty nurses here... you'll be on a winner !!!
* M.K tries to calm down... 
*
That's better, I can breathe now...
M.K*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*coughs*
*brings flowers*
so how are you feeling then hon?
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 25, 2000
* sick bags on standby... *
Much better for seeing you !!!
* well, I gave you ample warning... *
M.K*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*soaring strings describe a love theme*
*string quartet shooed out by a doctor*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*walks in wearing nurses uniform, possibly shorter in the skirt length than it should be...*
I'm sorry, no visitors... yes, I'm sorry FC, this includes you as well....
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Doctor walks in with a hypospray and injects a sedative into MK since he needs no excitement*
*At least he tries to, he trips over a violin left by the string players and injects DDGDB instead*
Oops, sorry!
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*shoos FC out of the room*
so how is the patient feeling??
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*being demonic the earlier simulpost occurred, but the sedative is removed from her body*
*shoos the doctor out of the room as well*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Doctor injects MK with the sedative like he intended before leaving*
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Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Walks in carrying an ice cold six-pack of Fosters*
Will we be needing the last rites? The priest couldn't make it, starting the weekend early don't you know, so I'll have to do.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*doctor*
No... he should be ok as long as he gets no excitement for a few hours. This sedative is pretty strong.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*gets rid of all well wishers... uses some demonic power to wake Matt back up*
now now.. dont think you can go to sleep... I'll be in your dreams as well....
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 25, 2000
* M.K doesn't actually say anything... but if he was capable of it, he would say '.................' *
M.K*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*knocks down the door*
right! who the hell are you??? and why cant I see my fiancee????
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*string quartet sneaks back in and picks up their instruments*
*they start playing a series of slow, deep, minor chords with a group of woodwinds (who crawl in through an ventillation vent) playing a slow, high, minor melody*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
who am I??? well, I just happen to be a nurse, and you are obviously upsetting the patient, fiancee or not... so can you please GET OUT!
*puts up a demonic barrier no-one can penetrate...*
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 25, 2000
* M.K stares at all the pretty coloured blobs floating around the room... *
M.K*
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- 1: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 2: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 3: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 4: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 5: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 6: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 7: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 8: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 9: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 10: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 11: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 12: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 13: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 14: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 15: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 16: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 17: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 18: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 19: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 20: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
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