h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks into reception area and leaves a note for sea* Seven of Nine was looking for a room while you were away. I let her use mine to shower and change till you come back.

*comes in and sees note*
oh good... lovely. i don't know where you can change rooms to, but i'll check on that for you...

Thanx

*Pickles wanders in gawking in awe at the vast, airy expanse of the Manor.*
"Hello?...Anyone home? I'm looking for a job..."

hi, i'm sea, the receptionist. we have openings for a stable hand, porter, and barstaff, if you're interested... MK would be the one to ask.

Humm...I think perhaps that the Stable Hand would be a most suitable occupation for me. Where can I find the elusive MK?

I know it's not my place, but I highly reccommend the young...lad? for the positon in the stables. She's dependable, good with animals and named after one of my favorite foods.

Oh, by the way, if she DOES get the job, is there any way to plop her in room 15 with me? We're...old friends. (Sorry Jester)

Triv, patron saint of...yada yada yada. Butler too!

um.... okay. lots of questions there.

1) i do not know where MK is, he usually checks this forum more often than i do. if i see him, i'll let you know.
2) if jester is willing to switch rooms, i don't see any problem with that. there is a space in room 11 with the caffiene kid.

until then, feel free to roam around and have a look at the place...

I am highly insulted by the suggestion that I look like a "lad" when it is quite clear that I am 100% lass. Nevertheless, I accept your words of praise and even appreciate your recommendation. Thank you very kindly.

* Wanders in like a man of leisure... *

* Who is taking it easy... *

Oh... well

I suppose we could change your rooms Hezher, we wouldn't want to expose you to any adult vices...

* mumbles something else under his breath... *

* M.K turns to the stunning, young, petite, girl in the riding hat & jophurs... *

I'm sure young Pickels would be a worthy edition to our staff !!!

* M.K looks down at her riding whip and... *

Now, as far as rooms go, I can't have unmarried members of staff sleeping in the same rooms !!!

This is a high class establishment !!!

Although, I'll see what I can do...

Lord M.K*

i meant put jester in room 11 and let pickles share with... who wanted her to share with them???

and mandarb and i share a room...

Ah...

Oh...

* M.K waves a little white flag... *

There are just too many things to keep tabs on !!!

Gee, and I thought I could take a back-seat on this little adventure !!!

BTW I knew you were a demure young lady who wouldn't get up to any 'hanky panky'...

* M.K walks away jibbering contently to himself... *

Lord M.K*

Room 16 is perfectly adequate for my needs, which are few.
I will enter my details.
Name: Seven of Nine
Title: Perfection Personified
Profession: Astroengineer; fast learner of new experiences
Young/Youngish/Young at Heart: Youngish
Male/Female: Female
Partner: Looking for new experiences

I've already taken the liberty of putting your cases in guesthouse number 3... *

Lord M.K*

Guesthouse number 3?
I will go and inspect, while I am awaiting the Human named Chrome.
I will return.

Guesthouse number 3 is adequate.

* M.K huffs as Seven Of Nine departs... *

Anyway, I have reallocated the rooms as desired...

Hezher... Guesthouse No.3
Triv & Pickels Room 17
Galaxy Babe Room 16 ?

Plus, also had a go at putting some grammar on the mainpage as well...

It just might catch on !!!

Lord M.K*

Grammar?
Doesn't sound like a whole load of fun MK

Do you suppose he meant Grandma?

thaks a lot MK...I was...looking...forward to this, as I'm sure my sweet little friend (not an ounce f dill in her) is as well.

Triv