h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks like it is getting kinda gothic here... pretty dark for muses, don't you think!??

Alien!!! Shoveling as a means of killing!?? hermph!!! RedFish, I won't even try to address your Evil Doings in Musing again, and Jezzrian, Muse of DEATH!?? I never...

Nex has the right idea-- Muse of Dreams!!! And Dr. E. is along similar lines...

Do we really want to scare away those who may come our way!?? It's not a prerequisite to go out and help h2g2 members, but I hope that we'll all try to give what help we can if they do ask...

I am zapping all of you into your requested Musehood, and I will update the Musehome to include your titles and links in a moment.... but please understand that I am leery of giving you such an "honor" when SOME of you seem to have evil plots in mind. It's all right if you wish to keep up the illusion of being evil, if that gives you machismo pleasure, just try your best to refrain from performing evil deeds. I won't be responsible for giving powers to the unkind...

I've newly acquired sainthood and the angel wings that go with it, so understand that I have a new dedication to goodness in my darling muses(a dose of sneakiness never hurts; we are begot of Greek Mythology afterall)... Know also, that my angel wings allow me to fly even quicker, and I can get a fine view from not only our home on Mt. Olympus, but also from heaven. I'll be watching.

***Please take a quick moment to check the Musehome. If I have your link there, *please* make a link back to Muses For Hire(A420661)with the catch phrase "My Other House is a Musehome". THANK YOU!!! We'll hopefully continue to grow, and I might be able to provide all of us with a nifty muse logo... maybe as a Christmas gift!??

Congrats and zaps to all!!! Happy Musings!!!

Do not worry dragonfly, we wont abuse our powers... anyway we are Angels too remember?

::Sigh:: Thanks, dearest RedFish(see how kind you are!?? "Evil Doings", my goodness...)... but even angels can go bad...

I can't help but worry. Afterall, I'm pretty much Memory, _mother_ to muses by Zeus!!! Oooo.... where is Zeus!?? I wonder if there is an h2g2 ThunderGod... He's your daddy...

dada

Dragonfly, If it makes you feel better I'll be the muse of death scenes. Kinda like in the films, if anyone wants to 'dead' somebody I can help.

Ok, Jezzy... that works... thank you for making such a sacrifice!!!

Nah, it was no sacrifice. Its a more fun title anyway

We are angels so we know how to abuse our powers you fool other wise what is the point of being an angel

And Dragonfly, I have absolutely no bad intentions in being the Muse of Shoveling in the Killing sense - after all it's not me who is a member of STUMPED and does evil things for profession... So no worries, I just inspire people who *already have decided to dead someone* to do it with a shovel because it's much more efficient...

Dragonfly, I'd be willing to make an attempt at a logo, if you like - just say the word...

See that, Peet!?? There it is-- the Word!! Go for the logo, I appreciate it!!!

::sigh:: You boys, Bob and Alien... ::rolls her eyes:: Help poor idiots who seek murderous ways if you have to, but please don't... exactly... errrr.... inspire them that way...

::is thinking that Bob and Alien might need to have their own quarters to stay in at the Musehome... the... dubious wing...!???::

I wouldn't ever kill anyone for real... Except baddies... And... I'm not actually a boy...

Oh... ::sniffles:: I am sorry. How dare I assume such things!?? BAH!!! Never again!!! OK, maybe sometimes to some unsuspecting people, but not intentionally...

::hugs her muse DAUGHTER, Alien:: I'm bad...

all I said is that I abuse my powers I did not say how. I abuse my powers by making scoth allot and confusing the poor unserspecting english student. Other than that I am also patron saint of weird statments so I confuse people with them. When I have finally finished sorting out my life so that I can get round to sorting out my padge I will show you what insperation my gitare soloes give to the unserspeting song writer.

Dragonfly: No you're not... All forgiven...

Gracias, senorita Alien!!!

Bob, you are such a card. Whether you're name's backwards or forwards, that makes no difference!!! Glad you and your loude guitare soloes are here(as I am happy that EVERYONE is here!!!)

Now, if you don't mind, I think I'm going to check out this Noticeboard for Titania(Kristina, Muse of FLAMEnco Dance).... http://www.h2g2.com/U147915... hermmm...

Bob said I would be here and I am just a few days late. any way I would like to be the muse of anoying optomism please. Oh and Bob is disapering for a bit family crisis if you want to know more you will have to ask him I have alredy put my foot in it once today.

Hi Vince!!! I hope Bob will be ok... and his family!!!

::ZAP!!!:: You shall be the Muse of Anoying Optomism... where does this spelling come from!?? Atrocious... Uh-troe-she-us!!! I'll link you up, Vince as soon as you say the word.

Guess what, muses!?? We are in this week's The Post!!! http://www.h2g2.com/U54963

Dragonfly, check the (temporary) button on my page, and see if you like it. If not, I'm open to suggestions...

If we go ahead with it, *don't* link to the one from my page... I will contact the PTB and see if they'll host the GIF on their server for us, since (hopefully) a few people will be using it!

Oh, and you might like to check out my reference source:

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I based the button on the only statue pic. which wasn't plastered with copyright notices...

YAY!!! I like... very nice... very clean and professional... Thank you!!!