h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Great, I want to be a muse... can I be a muse of evil doings?

Im STUMPED, after all, we deserve rights too

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Greetings, Dragonfly!

I wonder if my other self, 'Kristina, the Flamenco Dancer', could be muse of Flamenco or maybe more specifically Flamenco Dance?

If you're short of a Muse of lateral programming ideas, call on me!

I wont to be the muse of loude gitare soloes eather that or just gitareists but alls I really do are lude roke like gitare soloes.

Vince will proberbly drop by just because he can play better than me and likes to show off.

I am estactic!!! I am also the Muse of Neglegence for the moment(my official title is Dragonfly, Muse of Song and Dance, however ). I would not have stumbled upon this kind forum if RedFish hadn't called it to my attention.... someone was sleeping at the wheel here, and I apologize...

It doesn't seem to fit my friend RedFish, as he is kind and delightful, but he has requested to be RedFish, Muse of Evil Doings.... :: ZAP!!! :: It is done!!! ... Now are you sure about this!??

Tristina, your alter ego is most welcome as Kristina, Muse of the Flamenco Dance!!! _Wonderful_... I have another dancing muse... but not just a general dance like mine, NO SIR!!!-- The cultural phenomenom known as FLAMEnco Hot stuff, girly!!! ::ZAP!!:: It is zapped, so it is so...

And BOB!!! For your lude roke like gitar soloe skeels, I zap you into Bob, Muse of Loude Gitare Soloes!!! Wonderful to have six-stringed musical inspiration among the muses so quickly(see, I am partial to the guitar, since I teach it and own three). :: ZAP!!! ::

Peet, I am in desperate need of a Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas. Why, just yesterday, I was remarking to an aforementioned guitar student, "I need a Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas..." So, my dearest(and only, hee hee hee)Peet, :: ZAP!!! :: You are now Peet, The Pedantic Puctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas....

It's WONDERFUL to have all of you aboard... :: BIG SONG AND DANCE FOR MY FOUNDING MUSES ::

I hope to be able to make this community more and more appealing, beggining in the next few days, and hopefully improving every now and again, _time and schedule depending_::read: DEPENDING::. When I receive your permission, I'll put up links to your pages, and... maybe someday... I'll get a nifty logo for you and all other muses!!! Until then, a link to MUSES FOR HIRE would be much appreciated...

THANK YOU!!! And happy musing!!!

Hey can I be the Muse of Shoveling?? I definately need to be the Muse of Shoveling... Pleeeease????

Thank you Dragonfly!

I have a special article for 'Kristina, the Flamenco Dancer, Muse of FLAMEnco dance':
http://www.h2g2.com/A404100

Would you like me to add some kind of Muse-link there?

Alien, DAAAAHLINK!!! I'd love you to be my Muse of Shoveling!! ::ZAP!!!:: Now, whenever anyone needs to be inspired about digging a hole, pit, or foxhole, they will look to you...

And Tristina, I will add that link for your marvellous alter ego, and I'd love it if you would have a link for this article on it...

can you link my name to my page please? U146196

Thankyou

---RedFish,
muse of evil doings, vice-prez candidate, S.T.U.M.P.E.D member

Dearest RedFish, Muse of Evil Doings, I am getting right on it!!!

And Tristina(Kristina), as well as RedFish and anyone else wanting to link back to the Musehome--MUSES FOR HIRE, please do so with the catch-phrase text of: "My Other House is a Musehome" page number is A420661, dearhearts!!!

OOoh, might I be the muse of nude portraits? I do get asked if I pose naked from time to time... I don't of course... yet, but hehe.. I seem to inspire thoughts of them, so why not?

Oh, oh!! That should be Muse of 'Tasteful & Artistic' Nude Portraits.

Wouldn't want anyone thinking I was a shameless perv.

Hello LePerdymonkee!!!~Poor _Queen Titania_!!! I have been calling you Tristina, and you ARE NOT TRISTINA!!! Sorry.... ~

Now, LePerdymonkee, dear... we are in need of artsy-fartsy musing, so your "Tasteful and Artistic" Nude Portrait Museship is PERFECT!!! ::ZAP!!!:: Let me know if you'd like me to link to your researcher page, or you can make your own article, like our FLAMEnco Dance Muse!!!

Thank you and ignore the spelling it is another of my responcabilatys you would not balieve howhard it is being the patron saint of oridganal spelling I have alot of trubble thinking how to misspell two letter words

Oh and a sugestion for all gitarists get the album Guitars By Mike oldfeiuld THen be amazed because I can play every part.
(and yes I do like to show off)

::Smiles at Bob, and thinks that Bob must also be a difficult word to spell originally::

Of course you like to show off. Muses need to remind mortals of their incredible, awe-inspiring abilities every now and again...

Hooray! Yes, please do link me to my own page, then.

Wow! An addition to my name is in order now. Yay!

I'm stoked with all this muse-ness.

Very aMUSE-ing. Yeah, leave it to me for a bad pun.

Sorry.

::Strips nude & strikes a tasteful pose whilst an attractive, young artist-man sketches in charcoal on a pad o paper::

Oh no bob is easy to spell oridaganally I jusd spell it backwords

Dragonfly - it's okay for me to be of help if someone needs to dig a hole, but mainly I inspire people about shoveling in the killing-sense... And could you please link my name too - U113305...

Hello, can I be a muse?

The muse of death (or death scenes)

I know its kinda a strange one but I have to keep up the evil image.

Im user U146289, (if you say yes could you link to my page)

Thanx

Jezzrian

Hey there.

Is it at all possible that I could be the Muse of Dreams, please? You see, I never have enough of my own, but I'm sure I could inspire them in others.

In anticipation, my page is http://www.h2g2.com/U147884

Thanks!

Nex...

Well, things seem to be going very well here... do you need a Muse of Cynical Comments? I think I could be good at that.