h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now, now, be kind. We don't want EV to put that paper bag back on, do we?

Hmmm, I could knit you hat with a really ~wide~ brim if you like.

I thought I was being kind. I complimented him on his looks and his fashion sense. What more does he want?

*thinks for a while about what else he wants*

QUITE A-muse-ing!!! Muse of Anagrams you, Dr. E. ::ZAP!!!:: Shall be!!!... nice shirt, where can I get one, ha ha ha ha ha!??

::falls apart laughing as she looks at the picture::

::Suddenly checks herself!!!!::; Wait!!!! As mother of muses, I should not act this way!!! Shame on me... Who do I seek to repent!?? Wait!!! Muses don't repent!!! YES!!!!

::Dances around::

You've had long enough to think now Ev.

I want...... I want...... I want Dragonfly to stop laughing at me.
And a cuddle.

I can't do much about Dragonfly laughing at you, but I can offer a cuddle. But only a cuddle with me. I get into trouble when I offer cuddles with other people.

Okay then.

~gives Ev a big friendly cuddle~

Thank you!

No problem honey. Feel better now?

Yes thanks. People shouldn't buy cameras that don't have a red-eye reduction feature.

Mina, the Muse of Bondage, likes to cuddle!?? Oh, the irony... I agree about the red-eye cameras... many a good picture ruined...in this age of technology, you would think... I am sorry about laughing at you, my Doc E... but I couldn't help it, under my time of stress and needing to release some pressure....

Thanks.

Of course I like the occasional cuddle! Just cos I also like (maybe I shouldn't say what I also like. ) other stuff doesn't mean I am without emotion.

The picture wasn't ruined, but people without that red eye function thing should make the effort to alter the eyes with some sort of software. Next time try not looking directly at the camera Ev.

*waits for someone to add "you might break it"*

~voices off~

"You might break it!"

Who said that? What a wicked thing to say.

*sulks*

~hugs Ev~

Don't sulk hon, you are the best-looking researcher I've seen.

Aw, thanks Mina.
*cheers up a bit, then realises there's probably a punchline coming*