h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NO, I don't believe you do. You just seemed like the kinda Will that I could get away with calling Wills. You ARE okay with that, aren't you, Wills...? *winks*


...oh, would you *like* to know me...? Is that it?

I don't think on this occasion I'll get away with just plunging on ignoring selected posts
Yeah call me whatever, well actually call me Wills/Will/William/Mushroom Head - choose your flavour.
I like to know everyone better - that way I know where the next punch is coming from

*drank too much coffee today, isn't responsible for what she writes/has written*

Says it all really. I'm sorry, I've had one of those days that brings on a bout of soul searching.

Awww hon
*hugs*
Can I kiss it better?
*makes mental note to hit self- hard- later, for saying things like that...*

soul searching?

...sounds painful...

need some help...?

Wow, how can I turn down teo offers like that

(Satan wanders by with a pitchfork)

*points a finger casually at the pitchfork and turns it into a feather duster*
*materialises a pink pinny around Satan's waist, for good measure...*

tsk tsk, Will.

I was just wanting to give you a mantra to chant. ("Chese sandwiches" seems to be the popular one of the moment, but, ahhhh... you know...)

(I'll leave Angel-babes to the naughty bit...)

*grins*
*giggles as she thinks of cheese on toast...*

Do you say ON-velope or EN-velope? Holy war is like that.
"You will not say EN-velope any more. ON-velope is true."
"But I believe that EN-velope is the only correct pronunciation."
"If you don't do it my way, I will kill you."
War follows. People die. Thousands of lives are wrecked.
In the end, it's just a paper packet. It's just a word.

~

Erase and correct. That's what you do. When you make a mistake you go back and erase it and correct it. It ain't always that simple. Sometimes you use the wrong kind of ink, but the principals always apply. It always works. You just have to find the right type of eraser pen.

*smiles*


eraser pens are the answer to world peace...!

everyone get an eraser pen...!

(no, really, i liked your analogy. you'd fit in well with my friend the lumberjack. he thinks very much the same way.)

here, this should be your mantra: "eraserpensarethe answertoworldpeeeeaceeee....ooominominooommmmmmm"

Where will you go when you die?

to bed for a nice long sleep!

You going to go there if you're good or if you're bad or don't it matter either way?

If I'm good then there'll be someone in the bed when I get there
If I'm bad then the person'll be male

Here's hoping for good

interesting thought, wills.

i'm going to my happy little floating islind in the sky (which isn't really a floating island at all, but a spaceship [which rei-kun believes to be "ragnarok" from some final fantasy game,] with an infinate improbability drive.). with lots of coffee, since i've been such a good girl, and i'l frolic happily on the rolling hills and such.
...and a town quadrangle (town squares are sooooo boring...).

(seriously though,)

personally, i believe that death (or after death, for that matter,) is all in how you percieve it to be, and therefore, if you believe that you're going somewhere good, well then you are. and the same goes on the flip side. if you believe that you're going to hell, or that you're going to wake up next to a male, then you will, won't you...?

does that answer your question...?

(and when did this forum get so bloody serious...?)