h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A live band plays on a large stage. They do requests of any kind.*
*Robots, real humans, and a few aliens run the bar that spreads across two sides of the rooms. A large green hawk purches at the far end, glaring around.*
*A large dance floor devided into four sections is in the center of the room.*
*Tables, chairs, and couches are scattered all over. Theres several other things to relax in as well. Clouds, beds, bean-bag chairs, and huge pillows.*
*A long table on the other side from the bar is covered with food. A large punch bowl sits and Sonya serves to the guests.*

Wow! This place is lovely! Can I help with anything?

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Gagdreek: Actually, do you know how to spell jecoozy?

I might be gatecrashing, but I saw your invite to Galaxy Babe, and noticed that it said bring friends. I am great friends with her Saintliness, so may I come in?

Did I hear someone say there was a jacuzzi in here?

Gagdreek: Yes! Hello Mina! Very glad to have you here. It's a little slow right now but hopefully it will pick up.
Ther is a jacuzzi in the back.
You were invited too Mina. It's on your home page.

D'oh!
I just noticed that I had an invitation too.
I was sneaking back here to correct that before anyone noticed. Too late!
Mind if I go straight through to the jacuzzi? I brought my party bikini. It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. A bit of a cliche, but someone removed my PVC stuff, and I haven't seen it since.

Gagdreek: Go right ahead.

~Splash!~

I love the bubbles.

*staggers through the door half drunk* Hello, I've been doing a little preparation. *falls over*

Gagdreek: You couldn't have waited untill you got to the party? Oh well. Robot, take care of this chap, will you?

*Robot picks Phord up and places him in a comfy chair.*

Hi Kiddo, just saw your invitation... Glad to come to an unguilty party for a change!

* Looks around in peaceful wonder.

* Asks an alien for a bottle of vodka, grabs a pillow and relaxes.

* A peaceful party!

* Falls asleep while waiting for everyone else to wake up...

Kiddo: Hi Peaceful. Glad you made it. Oh, you're asleep. That's okay.

* Opens one eye, sees Kiddo, smiles happily...

falls happily back into her dream...

* Dreams she said, "Hi Kiddo!"

Kiddo: *Grin*

So Gag, hows the party entertainment plans going?

*Gagdreek looks up for a very long list. He looks almost worried.*

Gagdreek: Oh, uh... It's going. It's going.

* Unearthly voice coming from an alien's voice-speaker:

Mr. Kiddo, your testimony is awaited at the Aftermath, sir!

* PE dreams she and Kiddo are at two places at the same time,

there's a name for that...

Serendipity?

* She's dreaming so she can't remember words that well, it's mostly images... images of heavy vodka drinking, of dancing in her sleep...

Kiddo: Oh, I better go. See you... well, see you at the aftermath I guess PE.

* Although PE is still fast asleep and dancing... she dreams drunkenly that Kiddo did very well at court...

* Collapses back on the pillow.

*A man looking ever-so-dapper in his black top-hat, electric-blue, ankle-length cape, red speedos and off-white Ug boots, strides in*

"Bartender, champagne please."
"Yes, the magnum."
"Moet?"
"I suppose it will have to do."

*Takes a seat on the one-inch-thick leather (white rhinoceros) couch*

Glug.