h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry to see you go, DA. I understand, though. These battles are a little hard to maintain.

!!

*Looks down at Death Avocado's body. Gives it a poke. Rigor Mortis has begun to set in and the body topples, still rigid, from the tower and lands awkardly on the floor below.*

Bugger *Brian mutters under his breath and flys, wind flapping his red cape poetically, down to the dead superhero. He sighs and puts a fresh in DA's mouth before adjusting his externally worn y-fronts in that obscene shade of yellow.*

Why do we have to wear this ridiculous costumes? *Brian is heard to say as he walks calmly away from the scene looking incredibly uncomforatble in his tight suit.*

All in the name of evil.

[all six] WHOO-HOO! HE'S FROZED!

Nosed hesed notsed. You fished 'im twice. We need someone else....

[sea] ta DAAAAAAA!!!! i'm here! just in the nick of time...

*sea rummages around in her pockets*

[sea] dag nabbit, where did i put that ? oh, there it is!

*sea places on the pile*

[sea] now he's frozen.

We're a team.

[Y2K] Let's just keep throwing around!

*sea catches the and throws it to evillene*

*evillene throws it at brian*

[evillene] *sarcastic* oops...

sea *wiping fishy mess off his face and throwing a new back to Y2K* I think you'd better keep your sister under control.

Look evillene, I can't see you but I've tried my best to be nice to you. C'mon...san't we just get along?

[Y3C] Seven guys ... two gals ...

[Y2K] You just need to get to know Evillene better.

[Brian responds with a question about easing up]

[Y2K] No, but you get a better idea of when to duck.

which reminds me...

! *NYC slaps all who are present with a fish, then does it again*

if you didn't keep cloning yourself, you clones, you wouldn't have this problem...

*evillene mutters something about brian making it hard to be mad at him*

*sea slaps NYC with her hand*

[sea] oops, i forgot the ... lol

[Y2K] WHADDAYA /MEAN/, PROBLEM!?!?

*Brian slaps NYC with a > Then again. Then again.*

That was fun