h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, hello, hello. What's going on here then?


You villains have had the run of me for too long

Have at you!

Apparently, I'm still frozen. Oops. hehe.

BTW, Abi, have you heard of me? I'm flattered to be called *the* Uncle Heavy

Have I heard of you? *Have* I *heard* of you?

Unnoticed, a 12 inch rodent-like figure has scuttled into the battle arena. Making sure no-one's looking, he frees his comrade Death Avacado from the evil clutches of the super villains

We heros aren't doing too well, are we?

!

Basically, Abi, three fishes freeze someone.
One Smiley-wink frees them. (Don't get confused...they only sound the same.)

You may have actually freed Death Avocado without knowing it....I wonder if unintentional smileys count? I think they should.

http://www.h2g2.com/A316658 to sign up for villainy
http://www.h2g2.com/A380396 to sign up for heroics

Anyways, since I'm a hero, my smiley will most definitely free Death Avocado to perform his superhero deeds once again!

oooh the agony of choice. To have my revenge on all who annoy me by turning to the dark side. *laughs in a really really evil kinda way!*

Hmmmmm not really me.

To battle for what is right and true. *looks valiant as a hundred trumpets sound*

Where did they come from?

Oh well if I had known that Vestboy was involved, I wouldn't have taken so long to sign up!!!!

Hmmm perhaps my alter ego should sign up instead - it doesn't look good for italics to take sides Except when we are fighting each other of course.

So which have side have you chosed ABI? And remember the dark side has free food. Stuff like choclate cake and devils food. But on to the subject. First of all ><> :-P wierdo heros. And secondly Avacado, If you want your bag-o-goodies back meet me in the abandend factory out side of town( http://www.h2g2.com/F47213?thread=63635 ). Alone. That is.... unless your afriad. ~Disapears laughing evily~

~Pokes the unmoving Fruity one with a stick~ Ummm Uh Oh... I think we may have over fished him...~poke,poke~ Cuz vegi-man aint movin. ~poke,poke,poke~ ~pokes too hard and Lemon-boy falls over~ oppps ummm he did it ~Points at Possum and disappears when everyone looks away~

I don't think he's around

I'll email him for you, if you want.

*steps out of the shadows*
she's baaaaaaaaack!!!!
*looks around*
this place is infested with heroes... hey Abi, being a hero's no fun, if you're a villain, you get to run around and cause trouble! all the heroes get to do is wait for us to do something bad so they can whoosh in and save the day and take all the credit.
here, fruit guy, have a
heeeeeere, fishy fishy fishy...

Yeah if ya want heavy I was just lookin forward to layin some smack down on him. That and i didnt want to keep mocking him if he had like RL problems or something.

soeasilyamused - you are soooo right but I must follow the mighty Vestboy - it is my destiny.

So life forms you think to take on teh might of the ancient gods do you?

(Can I just point out that despite being a god and there for omnipotent, ominpresent and omniscient I have actually no idea what I am doing. I can't find teh rules to this little game on the STUMPED page!)

that's because the rules are on vestboy's page, ishtara.
hey, abi, i'm sorry you have to follow vestboy... keep upwind if at all possible!

Ha ha. Frozen again.