h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It rocks, honey, it rocks

*closes eyes , offers up a silent prayer and prepares to flick the switch*

~void-like portal opens up and Iceraven walks out, and over to the frozen hero~ tsk tsk tsk Not even aware of your own status fruit boy? Such an unorganized hero. ~Walks around the frozen being thinking about evil things he can do to him~ Lets have some fun, no? ~In one fluid motion he draws his katana and holds out a mere centimeter from Fruit boy's eye~ Know this fruit boy I could do things to you that would make you beg me to kill you but I have more honor than that. Meet Me in another forum(when and if you get unfroze) and I shall fight you on even ground. For now I shall just embarrass and mess with you. ~Still holding fruit boy's eyes with his own he swipes his katana downward and slices vegi-mans bag-o-good from his frozen frame~ I think I will take this as my present from you after all you didn't get me anything to congratulate me on joining STUMPED did you? I didn't think so. ~Adheres a cube of -plastique to that one spot on Fruit boy's back that you just cant quite reach when you have an itch there. Then he walks back around to the front and slips a black rose into Super-Tomato's hand~ We shall meet again lemon-guy ~Bows and Steps into a void-like hole that opens by an archaic command from Iceraven, carrying Avacado's bag-o-fruit with him~

You know how in some video games you can speed up the countdown to Game Over?

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You are frozen if three seperate villains each post a each on my Super battle forum. I get freed by someone posting a winking smiley () No, I didn't just free myself. If I am not frozen, I can post a smiley on my own forum to get myslf temporarily in the clear. So please post a winking smiley!!! Once frozen, I can't do anything except ask other people for help.

Man, this forum thingy is annoying. I keep thinking I'm frozen or not realizing that I am...oh well, I'm fairly sure I'm free at the moment, and i intend to keep it that way.

~ screams in and hits him in the back of his head~
You know I still have you bog-o-vegi's so if ya want it back?...

~ screams in and hits Avacagdo in the back of his head~
You know I still have you bag-o-vegi's so if ya want it back?...

*steps out of the shadows and notices the rubble that was once a pretty glass tower*
aw, too bad... that's what you get for being a superzero, though. tough stuff... oh yeah. mustn't forget..
*tosses a [] into the rubble*
hey, look, a wall is still standing!
*crosses to it and writes on it with her trusty permanent marker*
DEATH AVACADO'S MOTHER IS A TREE!!!!!
*walks back into the shadows and disappears, laughing maniacally*

*sits down on ground*

Crumbs I'm confused!

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There's a wall? *takes out yellow-colored spray-can and draws a crude representation of a fish*



There! Now I feel better!

Ahh you can tell it is Friday

Abi, you haven't joined the heros, have you? I you haven't I don't think it counts if you keep freeing D.A...
Did anyone ever explain you the rules? The point is that the villains add as many fish as they can making the hero incapacitated with three in a row - and the hero can always be freed with a winking smiley of their own side.

*pouts*

Tsk that's not fair - I mean I am italicised and everything, which sort of puts me up among the site's Gods!!!

*wanders off to kick a few things in frustration!*

What's not fair??

So can I join one of these noble and valiant associations? Cannot devote msses of time to it - what with having to work and all.

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There! I did it 256 times in a row! Did we win?

I can't see why you couldn't join, Abi. My expression above that I believe went something like "you haven't joined the superheros, have you?" was only because joining them would be the most ridiculous thing to do - the membership of S.T.U.M.P.E.D. is the only thing that is worth achieving. So, please feel free to request our membership from Krylma Leader!