h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*GB smiles & half-carries TCK to bed....
Goodnight, everybody! Thanks for coming!

*Kes begins to tidy up. Empty bottles and cans for recycling, squashed bits of food for ....*
Did anyone bring a cat?

Oops, she belongs to me!
Thanks, Kes!

*enters the room*
Hello happy birthday here ave these And good by againe
*Thesesrefering to seven bottles of wine he brought in with him
he leaves the room just as suddenly as he enters it*

*Kes checks the bottles*
Well, maybe a glass or two will help the cleaning along.
*Starts search for corkscrew, thereby creating more mess that was there before.*

*Drives back in in a srtange devise with a lot of hoses*
I will sot out the cleaning if you like.

Hey - that looks impressive. OK - you got the job.
*Puts in earplugs, stands back and watches*

Hey there all! Just dropping in to say one thing...

'AGE DON'T MEAN A THING UNLESS YOU'RE CHEESE' (christ, I'm already 3 times my shoesize!!)

*Looks up from glass of wine and supervision of cleaning*

Quite right, mate.

Good wine improves with age. Hic!

*GB wanders in & offers to help with the cleaning up
Oh, I see it's all done already, wonderful, well done lads, good job.
Anybody wants their wings brushing & fluffing, come along to my massage parlour, I mean Beauty Shoppe, for first-class attention.
I come highly recommended!

*The lads consider that offer, looking at each other in a "you wouldn't, would you?" sort of way*.
Thanks. Care for a drop of red - the bottle's open - it'll only go off if we don't .....
*Considers other potential excuses...*

You need an excuse?!?

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JOTD: As I said before, I never repeat myself

*tiptoes in quietly

Morning all

Everything go okay after I was called away?

Nearly time for your appointment, Shellers....

*Enters, carrying a large sack on his shoulders*

Thought you might like some coffee after all that partying. This is fresh out of Java. Aye, spacetime-pirating has a lot of advantages!

Say, are those undies the edible kind?

I sort of fell asleep in the corner. Has someone been tidying up?

Didn't think so.

I can definitely recommend Galaxy Babe's Beauty Shoppe.
Have you got any more bottles like this ~holds up empty wine bottle~ but unopened?

Thank you, Mina....
*clocks up *another free treatment*

*Follows my Babe into the room grogily, gargling black coffee and squinting cause everything seems TOO DAMN BRIGHT*

Morning, oops, afternoon everyone... what a party... lol

I hope I didnt embarrase myself too much...

Now who can face some of this beautiful cake, that didnt even get touched last night, cause we were all too busy drinking and dancing and snogging?

I'll have some birthday cake, please, with a cup of tea, at this time of day, thanks!

*Returns from Boots*
I believe you wanted these.
*Hands Photo-processing packet to Galaxy Babe*