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*hands Mina a bottle of beer
"Er, can I have this opened please?"
Oops, sorry, Mina!
Wanders off to find a bottle-opener.
*Smiles as she sees a half dozen beautiful ladies all vying for TCK's attention....

Oh, well done, William, that'll be a good one!

*offers GB his lighter*
nice to be back

Hmm thanks Babe,
I'm getting totally sloshed, as I appear to be drinking and smoking odd substances in all my forums this evening.

Okay, I'm back - you can carry on partying now!

NIGHT FEVER NIGHT FEVEEERRRRRR!

Hiiiii GB - missed me?

Another Tequila and blackcurrant please - and don't skimp on the umbrellas this time!

Drink BG?

NIGHT FEVER NIGHT FEVEEERRRRR!

Can't we have some Vengaboys?
They bring back real good memories, and I'd like to par-tay!

AAAAAAAGGGGG AAAAAAA DDDDDOOOOOOOOO

Can I put the karaoke back on?

NOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKK

ringo - why have you given me your lighter?
do you want me to set fire to something?
did I miss Shellers?
well, I didn't miss your singing!

GB, I always try to set you on fire bit in this case you can use it as a bottle-opener as well
*demonstrates it with the lighter and his thump* FUMMPP!
but you can twist to open as well
*ringo's doing the twist right away

Sorry - did I miss a note?

AAAAAGGGGG AAAA....

Push pineapple grind coffee

My apologies but my bleepers going again. I'll try to be quick - I'll even use both hands this time for the brain transplant.

Say goodnight to GB to me will you?

NIGHT FEVER NIIGHHTTT FEEEVVEEEERRRRRRR ermm DUM DEE DUM DEE DUM DUM Hic!

Bye everyone, I'll have to leave now

bye ringo, bye Shellers, oh, hello TCK! How you doing? Have you enjoyed your Party!????

how am I doing.... or who am I doing? LOL

yeah what a great party (apart from being stuck by lightning), all this has made turning into a "thirtysomething" almost bearable guys, and I want to thank each and every one of you for coming and wishing me well... especially all the ladies with all those sweet, sweet kisses.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm xxx

You're welcome, TCK....You'll have to change your name now, don't forget! It's after midnight....

Galaxy Babe, my love, would you like to have a slow smoochy dance before this party closes down for the night?

I think the whisky has gone to my head, and after this last dance, can I come back to your place for some....hmmmmmmmmmm sleep....?

ITs much needed by both of us by now I think love - and some sleep is probably needed too {soft smile} xxxxxx

If you are closing the party down for the evening shall we finish as we started?

It was a great party, can I join the dance?

I wouldnt say I'm closing the party down, feel free to go on without me, babe... but all this party has tired me out, I'm getting to be an old man now sweetheart...

I think there if room on the dance floor for you Mina, anytime...

*you to me are everything starts to play*

Come here GB, my love.... *pulling you close to me*

GB snuggles into TCK's shoulder & softly starts singing the words to the song....
*smooching gently with the lights dimmed low, a lone balloon following them around the floor....

awww babe.... you to me ARE everything.... xxxxxxxx

Thank you for my beautiful suprise party... I love you!

I love all of you for coming too, in a FRIENDLY way, of course.

Maybe I have had too much to drink {hic} but you are all beautiful people, and you have maybe having a birthday a pleasure and not a chore... {drunken lopsided smile}

Please take me to bed now, love? {hic}

I'm sure when I came to the party there was only one of you, Annie, but now there are two... {giggle} You can BOTH take me to bed.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xxxxx