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Don Alfredo Started conversation Jul 25, 2000
Rumours go that Don Alfredo retreats from his campaign and wants to be a Saint
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 25, 2000
Oh, I wondered what that meant. 
The Celery is already saintly, you know. So will be his administration. What sort of activities had Don Alfredo planned to conduct that would make his presidency incompatible with sainthood?
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 25, 2000
Are you saying I can be president and Saint at the same time?
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Demon Drawer Posted Jul 25, 2000
Come on you don't need to ask that, why do I sound like Don Corleone
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 27, 2000
I think what Lil was getting at was: Why do YOU think you can't be both, Don. Are you planning to do something as president that is not consistent with being saintly?
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Post Team Posted Jul 27, 2000
A very interesting spelling mistake on the opening subject of this thread! Is this in line with your new status as Patron Saint of family matters DA? 
shazzPRME
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 27, 2000
~Ahum.~
Of course I am not going do anything that is not saintly, but I can't have two serious positiosn that maybe in conflict with each other.
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Post Team Posted Jul 27, 2000
Well... as long as you are only advocating the use of rubber teats and not the use of dummies, I can't see that you have compromised your position at all 
shazzPRME
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- 4: Demon Drawer (Jul 25, 2000)
- 5: Don Alfredo (Jul 25, 2000)
- 6: Garius Lupus (Jul 27, 2000)
- 7: Post Team (Jul 27, 2000)
- 8: Don Alfredo (Jul 27, 2000)
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- 11: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Jul 28, 2000)
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