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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Started conversation Jul 23, 2000
Just heard this on National Public Radio:
'Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly....
... and for the same reason.'
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Post Team Posted Jul 24, 2000
ROFL! What a wonderful *sound bite*... except that I really hope that sound doesn't bite as I am quite involved with sound on a daily basis!
shazzPRME 
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 25, 2000
What a rubish, I take a shower twice a day and use aftershave.
I don't want to be compared with something smelly like a diper.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 25, 2000
To explain the joke for Don:
Think of what a diaper is full of. Think of what a politician is full of. Same thing. See?
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, not as funny when you have to explain it.
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 25, 2000
You only know the Celery, you don't know who or what I am.
I am not really a politician, I am a businessman. So it doesn't count for.
Why don't you switche sides right now. It is not too late yet.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 27, 2000
Lol. Looks like this thread is continuing on the lighter side
He's running for president, but isn't a politician. Hmmmm. Must have a different definition of politician than I do.
Pierrot: Aaaaaawwwwwk, We're into farce now.
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The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Jul 28, 2000
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- 1: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 2: Demon Drawer (Jul 23, 2000)
- 3: Post Team (Jul 24, 2000)
- 4: Don Alfredo (Jul 25, 2000)
- 5: Garius Lupus (Jul 25, 2000)
- 6: Don Alfredo (Jul 25, 2000)
- 7: Garius Lupus (Jul 27, 2000)
- 8: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Jul 28, 2000)
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