h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes flowers and smells them*
for me? you shouldn't have!
*gives brian a kiss on the cheek*
you are too sweet.

and for absolutely no reason at all

*faints* Wow.

So these are the dreaded supervillains, then?

Brandishing, among other fiendish weapons of destruction, the gift of love.

Do you hear that knocking sound? Those are my knees, they are.

Special delivery c.o.d.
Be afraid... be very afraid

you better watch out, heavy man, it could be directed at you next!!!

Too tired to banter. Here's a fish:

sorry, puppy dog, i prefer roses.

Just because your jealous; you superheroes have no idea. This is our most dangerous super-evil weapon yet.

Indeed you should be very, very afraid.

I have no fear - too many muscles for that.
Here have a fishy
I'll be back!

be afraid, for you will soon see the mighty power of the supervillains!!!!!!!!!!
mwah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! mwah ha hahaha hahahaha hahahaha ahhahahahahahah- *cough* *choking noises* maybe i overdid it that time...

*stretches*
you superheroes are more of a pushover than i expected... i even had time to go get a haircut this afternoon, which, might i add, just adds to my stunning beauty....
*teleports to the initiation*

You seem to have no morals whatsoever. I hope this dogfish brings you to your senses.

great. more do-gooders running around freeing people. just what we needed.

So Lucy was here too. She gets about.
Have you ever read Moby Dick?
Here's an excerpt

very funny vestchild. but you won't succeed. it's just a matter of time before we get you again...

i almost fished myself!!!

soeasilybeaten. rolls off the tounge, don't you think?

That comes from being clumsy.
You don't have to though because I'm here to do it for you...
I think it should be red instead of yellow because he's a herring.

soeasilybeaten this

*A titanic battle of wits*

Just a fish, no clever comments.