h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here, have a fishy!

Have another Fishy!

Hmm... how to deal with this... weed-wacker? nah, too messy... lawn-mower? nah, too painful... vacuum cleaner? nah, too awkward...

I seem to only have offensive fish weapons... wait! what's this? A ! that might do the trick!

Couldn't you heroes find some remotely fresh fish? only us villians can be as malicious as to use rotten ones... us being rotten ourselves...

thanks NYC, it's hard to watch a battle forum from the middle of nowhere and no internet...

Excuses Excuses....thanks for setting up my Super Battle Forum for me...I was wondering how long it would take and who would be the one to set it up for me!

Let's not forget what I came here for...

Hi Black Swan - here let me join you in ridding the world of wickedness and stuff

and one from me too

Fish #4, just to be sure

~The heros stumble backwards as a few well placed .45 rounds richochete off the ground in front of them~ Naughty naughty picking on a girl ~Ice, resplendent in his black coat, shades and twin shining magnum's, lands on the ground after jumping off the 14 story roof behind SEA~ No I suggest you all back the &*^* off before this gets messy ~still keeping his weaps trained on the array of zero he kicks the fish off SEA and presses her anti-fish-auto-heater on her belt with the toe of his boot~ There you go that should fix that. Now ~looks back at the zero's~ what are you still doing here ~continues to fire at there feet forceing them to continue to stumble backwards~ You really need to work on your listining skills ~raises his pistol higher and wizes a round by Gavroche's head~ Shoo frenchy Moves his other hand and shots the top shoulder of vest-boys vest, missing his body but inflicting a messy tear that will not be easy to fix~ Move it Steenky ~With a shot from each of his guns he shoots Ishhara's hair (throughly messing it up) and clips swans wingtip nicking a few feathers of on the process~ Guess what? I still got quite a few round in each of these so lets keep the fishing to a minimum or I'll have to come back and really get angry.

my he-- uh, my villain???
*hugs iceraven tightly and kisses him*
thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

hey... you look hot in that coat!!!

I am chivalrous to all women except those who are evil. A good superhero doesn't allow an evil women to catch them offguard, regardless of how beautiful they are.

aww... that's not very nice gavroche... be careful, you might hurt my feelings... *bats eyes at him* and that wouldn't be a very good idea. i get really nasty when my feelings get hurt.
*crosses to gavroche*
now you run along and don't you be causing anymore trouble in my battle forum, or else- *looks around and lowers voice* i'll hunt you down and make you sorry. got it? *sunny smile* good!!!

(Soeasilyamused looks around and sighs. then she sets up her hammock and takes a nap)

(is having a lovely dream about causing havoc all over h2g2)

(lovely dream turns into a nightmare where the superzeroes ruin all her fun)
*suddenly wakes up screaming*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! oh! *relieved* just a nightmare...
*goes back to sleep*

Look what I found with my little worm]

I'm sorry he smells a bit but I had to keep it in my coal celler as the fridge was full of muscle building drinks and food.

This one comes from the pool in the inner sanctum of a ancient temple.

sorry, i only accept home-grown, non-organic fish.

Such appalling manners!!!!

i'm picky. sorry. no, wait, i'm not sorry.