h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Manners seem to be a thing of a bygone age don't they?
Anyway I noticed you left this with me while I was away so I thought I'd return it:

that's okay, you can keep it. it was a gift...

No, no I insist!

~Draws Katana and slices fish in half so that if flys on either side of him and sea~

*smiles at iceraven*
well i guess that solves that...

have a fish

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*NYC leaps in front of the fish and takes one for the team*

*pant...pant...* y'all go on without me...

*helps NYC up, brushing off his shirt*
you're all right, silly, they're just fish guts...

For your heinous two-fish-trying-type crime, you shall be punished, evil villain!!

*Whudda-whudda-whudda*

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*A fish, surrounded by a deluge of explosive fish kibbles, thwacks straight through the evil misstress' neck. /That must hurt!/ Thinks D.A., as he flies off to escape her sarcastic glare*

Aww, I've got fish guts and kibble all over me! DA's forum will be visited in the near future...

"in a major way" mutters sea, irritated immensely as her body searches blindly for her decapitated head. it finally locates it and places it back on her shoulders. she smiles and says, "much better. now, there's a fruit i have to squash..."

*re-enters, feeling much refreshed after opening a can of whoop-ass on FruitBoy, then lies down in her hammock and has a nap*

((note: sea created an SEP field around her before going to sleep, so don't try any funny stuff))

Can't have too many fish, that's what I say.

*soeasilyamused swats the fish away with a dream *

Oh go on, they're good for you.

*shifts her weight in the hammock, then lazily flips a at the fish, all without waking up*

Oh my gawd, I'm gonna be here all night!

Grr.Arg.Cod.
*Fplatsch*

*flips another sleepy at the fish and mumbles in her sleep*
is that all you've got???

*and NYC steps in and pulls a grizzly bear out of his coat*



Not only does the bear have a fondness for eating fish, he also has some aggression towards heroes... and if I do say so myself, Uncle Heavy is a larger target than most...