h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*watches Cleo toss the hamster into the air, then whack it over the wall with her paw*

* sneaks around the back of the castle, lies low for a bit and then bursts from the shrubbery with arms extended. Fire (black, of course) bursts from the very stones which make up the wall, and the intense heat withers the nearby vegetation. The wall, however, remains standing *

What's the point of building a wall that strong? Hmm?

* he resorts to the easy option and jumps over it instead using the remnants of the power of self-levitation *

*Fires the weapon into the wall .2 inches to the left of UH's head*
Do you think I would fall for something like that?

*really, really hopes that there isn't a contigant of gyrating sardines behind him*

Ice- Computer: Call Sea. I need reinforcments.

*finds another button on her umbrella*

*presses it*

*both metal plates and fabric connecting the blades vanish, and a pullcord apears out of the handle*

*pulls cord*

*her makeshift helicopter starts up and takes off, carrying SM over the wall and setting her down next to Iceraven*

Watch out Ice- I've got an umbrella and I'm not afraid to use it

* sneaks up behind Iceraven and pokes him in the small of the back with a dagger (not quite hard enough to penetrate flesh) *

You most certainly do need reinforcements. Hello Uncle Heavy, Sergeant Mushroom. Fancy meeting you here. Would anyone like some ?

sounds nice. What do we do with *him*?

*motions at Ice*

*Really wonders how Sergent Indiana managed to land in his underground warroom by simply flying over the wall*

Do you really think I would be so confident in my defenses not to have bodygaurds?

*The air whistles as Kristines (Ice's ever present {and mutli-talented} assisstant) expertly trained fists fly at Sgt. Indy. Simultanously A demonic screech echo's as Liosh dive bombs UH, poison fangs and razor claws bared. Ice Takes this advantages to dive to the side and roll out of reach of the hero's bringing his first weapon up and squeezeing off a few rounds as he draws his second.*

*steps out of the shadows behind MaW and puts the barrel of her .380 against the back of his head*

i don't believe we've met yet, sir. i'm sea, and ice over there is a good friend of mine, so i'm about to shoot you.

*Stands with his back to the wall panting (even tho he doesn't necicerly need to breath {being undead and all} its still dramatic). Maw is subdued by Sea and Liosh and Kristine have UH and SI occupied. Ice Draws a bead on Both UH and SI's heads with his .45's*

Welcome to my parlor said the Raven to the fly. Now Please surrender before I have to make my room very, very messy.

Btw... Perfect timing Ma Petite as always.

*Ice yells to the active Stumpid comlink*

Yowuzupman! You know with all these Hero's out here doing this I'm sure Stumped could have a field day with thier HQ. Computer focus all remaining Defenses on remaining intruders. Anyone still out there is not going ot be happy

[Yo, On the Com]Most interesting....Lt, monitor the situation here

Oops, sorry

*avoid's Kristine's punch by dodging to the left, and turns on her left foot, swinging her right one into her opponent's face*

*SI distracted Ice takes advantage of the situation and fires a round into the back of his left knee*
Tsk tsk tsk never leave your back open to your enemy.

*Kristine begins ("begins to" seeing as all this has happened in the span of like 8 seconds) to dodge the kicking foot.*

*Liosh rakes a claw across UH's cheek, not causing much more than some considerable pain) and continues looking for an opening to use his potent venom*

*Ice, never one to underestimate his foes, decides to take precations. He focuses for a moment and blood begins seeping from his pores covering his body in a red sheen. The blood darkens and turns a murky black untill he is covered in an armor of living moving shadow.*

If you surrender then I wont have to hurt you anymore and I might even let you go... eventually

*sea pulls back the hammer of the gun with an ominous *CLICK* *

hmmm... i wonder who we can round up to lay seige on CHOPPERS HQ...

* MaW, while standing very still, casts a little spell *

Umm, sea, if I were in your situation, I'd be wanting to do something about the fire that just started in my shoes.

Look, I know I got a little lost on continuity, but at least you could refer to me as 'she'

*Collapses in pain as her knee is caught by one of the bullers, her other foot merely hitting Kristine's shoulder hard*

sorry about the that SI, typo
*Ice chuckles at Maw's self-defense as he remembers that Sea is an elementalist (or at least a "stormist") and can probably handle a little fire with out moving.*

Sgt., Please don't try to do anything stupid like get up I'd hate to have to waste more bullets on you.

*Kristine, already slightly off balance from the dodge is knocked backwards by the kick and stumbles a few steps before regaining her balance*

*Liosh continues to rake at UH's face for a few more moments before he relizes the hero isn't moving and flys over to Maw landing on his sholder and holding his lealthaly venomous fangs to the heros jugular*

*Ice holsters one weapon and holds his hand out to UH, in a moment his palm bursts open in a spray of blood that changes into tentacles of living darkness that wrap around and constrict UH with preternatural strength. The gaping wound on Ice's palm heals and is recovered in shadow-armor. He redraws his weapon and retrains it on SI, moving his left one to train on Maw*

Tick, tock Hero's I'm still awaiting your proclomation of surrender and my paitence is not eternal.

*his eyes fade into blackness broken only by swirls of blood*

Oh, wonderful. Just what I always wanted. A venomous bird sitting on my shoulder. Go away!

* Liosh doesn't move *

Oh great, you're one of the stubborn ones, are you?

* MaW sets himself on fire *

Try sitting on my shoulder now!

*looks up wrong end of gun barrel*

B****rations Ow ow ow...

*grips knee and tries to stem the flow of the blood*

ow! ow! ow! ow!

*as ice predicted, a stormcloud gathers over her head, and therefore over MaW's as well. rain gushes down and puts out both fires*

ohhhh... my feet.... i'm very angry now....

*MaW feels the pressure of the barrel on the back of his head lighten. sea can't regenerate her feet fast enough*