h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

better make that fourif I a going to be cheeky to him ill need them.

That is the first time I have smiled today, just reading this backlog.

Happy to be of service to you guys .. A joke, a song, a smile ... a complaint from the customers ... you know me

* HE wanders past St.Bob with a distinct frown on his face. Apparently in an effort to save him from any more 'embarrassing little incidents' or as St.Peter call them 'Mindnumbing calamities that dog operations on an ongoing basis for neigh on Millennia...'. St.Peter has forbade Rasputin from bringing along any of the Wings Bar 'special brew', in an attempt to keep things 'sophisicated'. Infact, HE was been chided to stick to the milder stuff, like Absinth, Vodka, & Wood Whiskey... *

Hello there young Bob...

You're looking a little peaky ?

- Simply, High Spirited.

*Stmmering because he has only just noticed that ras is in the room and he does not like the look he is getting of him*
Erm no no i am ok I was wondering though. this if you dont mind i mean. well I know that in all your brillyance and every thing
*Ras starts to walk twords him Bob takes a step back*
Well erm got to go maby later sir
*He dissapers*

Is St.Bob here?
*looks around the room hopefully

AAATTENTIOM EVERYBODY!

(nim flies under the ceiling. under her some red dots, connected by red lines appear, looking somewhat like laser security system net)

This, as you see, is the world-wide web, connecting us all together, especially here in the h2g2 universe.

Because of several miracles - among them that my father has broken his leg (again!) and can't monitor my activities - I am now at home AND (nim settles gracefully) ON-LINE.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it and the line keeps (the laser systems breaks up and nim falls not so gracefully on the ground)

And not even ZaxY here to catch me. Anyway, what I wanted to say was that I hope to be able to resume my GA duties shortly. And GB, I AM an addict – you should see how much I spent on internet café the past 6 month!

Speaking of zax – anybody knows where she is? I am getting worried about her.

(patron saint of intricate complexes – worrying is my business)

*catches Nim*
*places Nim gently on a chair*
Zax* is busy studying, dear.

Thanks, love!
That's a relief about zax - I always fear the worst. But it's kinda weird - a GA party without her I mean.

My connection broke 3 times - again!I am going to copy this and try to get another connection to send it.

a very annoyed nim

Awwwww poor dear have a drink.
*hugs her*
is that better now?
*walks over to G.B. whispers somthing to her thaet sets her off giggaling and then he dissapers in a flash of red light*

*disappears in a flash of blue light after him*

Where is Chrome?