h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like to book a room ... ask here! There are always vacancies!

Because I am cat, I do not need the extravagence of a room. It is often more convenient, and cheaper, to book a basket to sleep in. But most hotels don't like it.

Please?

-- Moj the Cat

Let me see...
*flips through book, which in fact contains idle doodlings*

We have a vacant Basket just down the hall. *points* I'm afraid there's no en-suite, but it does have room service. Enjoy!

#C101

Godd morning / afternoon / evening,

I'm Kasia, the proud new receptionist of the gorgeous L'hotel Chrome.

Do not hesitate, if you need to book a room or have another wish.

*With a flash of light and a puff of smoke Mazroj the sorcerer appears wearing his usual robes.*

Mazroj: Ah, a hotel. Excuse me, I need a place to stay for a few days. I've been quite lost and have been staying in many places.

* HE glides effortlessly to the reception desk & stridently hits the bell, and then again for good measure. HE looks somewhat pleased with himself... *

* After some 2 minutes of waiting HE produces a clipboard & pen and casually ticks something & glides out... *

- Moving In Mysterious Ways...

*Kasia looks with at Mazroj, the sorcerer*

Good day, Sir. Would you prefere an appartment or a suite?
May I suggest the penthouse - it has a splendid view and glas dome, so you can watch the stars at night.

*Kasia hands Mazroj a pen and the 'L'hotel Chrome guestbook*

Would you please sign in, Sir? Thank you. Do you like to have breakfast at the penthouse?

If you have any wishes, please let me know.

*leeds Mazroj to the penthouse lift - the hotel's boy follows the guest with the luggage"

*Kasia rushes in, looks at the reception desk and sighs with disbelieve*

HE was here! I must tell Chrome!

Well, I can't read it, but I hope HE found the way to HIS very suite at the top, which is reserved only for HIM...?
It is a gorgeous 3-room-suite, named The Holy Cloud, with big french windows and a splendid terrace. The bedroom is calm, cause the walls as well as the floor are lined with L'hotel Chrome's special heaven-texture (kind of cotton-wool); the bed is very big, with a baldachin.
In the bathroom there is a big jacuzzi.

I hope, GOD will like it *anxious sigh*

Mazroj: *Signing the guestbook* That will be fine. Yes, I'd love to see the stars. I can handle my luggage, oh well, go ahead then.
I am hoping it will be quiet here.

Of course it will, no fear about that, Sir.

You need something else?

Mazroj: I just need to relax, thank you. I will be going to my room now. Good day.

*Looks at Mazrok's retreating back.*

Great. And who is he today? *pun*

Actually, Kasia, God was just checking out the place for another Angel Party. As you well know, we angels are party animals.

Huh? erm...well

*murmures to herself: damn, where is this Babelfish?! This English thing makes me nuts!*

Okay, then, Chrome, but know we are prepared, if HE would like to stay as our guest.

* HE re-enters the hotel gliding silently up to the reception desk... *

* With all the impatience of someone who literally does millions of different things at once... he rings the bell... *

* again... *

* and again... *

* gradually building up to a crescendo of noise until Kasia appears... *

Oh...Hello Kasia !!!

I would like to book the lounge area for a sophisicated cocktail party to celebrate the 75th Guardian Angel...

Hopefully, we're in line for a hefty discount !!!

Because we are obviously 'highly spirited' by nature you might want to make that bulk order of alcohol asap !!!

We intent for it to kick off sometime around this weekend...

See you there...

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

You welcome, GOD

*Kasia notices the booking of the lounge for this weekend*

Do YOU have any special wishes?

*Kasia goes over to the lounge bar to give the booking to the boss*

*enters. accidently knocks over expensive looking vase smashing it on the floor.* They'll just have to take it out of my bill.

*walks over to reception desk.*

*looks left. Looks right. Rings bell*


*eats a mint*

Hello Kumabear,

do you want a room or an appartment?

Please do not hesitate, to tell us your wishes!

Appartment? That sounds about right.

Do you have anything with shag wallpaper available?

Yes, of course, we have, sir.

L'hotel Chrome has everything our guests wish!

So you'd like to have shaggy wallpapers in your apartement. No problem - here's your key, then. Please go to the elevator, it's in the 2nd floor, apartement no 202.

Kasia calls the hotel boy: take this luggage and go with our guests to the 202, please*

Have a nice stay, sir!

Much obliged.